1 00:00:25,959 --> 00:00:28,291 Choose life. Choose a job. 2 00:00:28,395 --> 00:00:30,829 Choose a career. Choose a family. 3 00:00:30,930 --> 00:00:32,488 Choose a fucking big television. 4 00:00:32,599 --> 00:00:35,067 Choose washing machines, cars, compact-disc players, 5 00:00:35,168 --> 00:00:36,965 and electrical tin openers. 6 00:00:47,580 --> 00:00:49,639 Choose good health, low cholesterol, 7 00:00:49,749 --> 00:00:51,046 and dental insurance. 8 00:00:51,151 --> 00:00:53,415 Choose fixed-interest mortgage repayments. 9 00:00:53,520 --> 00:00:56,421 Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. 10 00:00:58,258 --> 00:01:00,055 Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. 11 00:01:00,160 --> 00:01:01,957 Choose a three-piece suite on hire purchase 12 00:01:02,062 --> 00:01:03,859 in a range of fucking fabrics. 13 00:01:03,963 --> 00:01:07,091 Choose D.I. Y. And wondering who you are on a Sunday morning. 14 00:01:07,200 --> 00:01:09,134 Choose sitting, watching mind-numbing, 15 00:01:09,235 --> 00:01:10,827 spirit-crushing game shows, 16 00:01:10,937 --> 00:01:13,735 stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. 17 00:01:21,347 --> 00:01:22,473 Tommy, go! 18 00:01:22,582 --> 00:01:24,379 Choose rotting away at the end of it, 19 00:01:24,484 --> 00:01:26,145 pissing your last in a miserable home. 20 00:01:26,252 --> 00:01:28,117 An embarrassment to the selfish, 21 00:01:28,221 --> 00:01:30,985 fucked-up brats that you've spawned to replace yourself. 22 00:01:31,091 --> 00:01:33,787 Choose your future. Choose life. 23 00:01:33,893 --> 00:01:38,159 Here comes Johnny Yen again 24 00:01:38,264 --> 00:01:39,993 With the liquor and drugs 25 00:01:40,100 --> 00:01:42,625 But why would I want to do a thing like that? 26 00:01:43,303 --> 00:01:47,262 He's gonna do another striptease 27 00:01:47,373 --> 00:01:49,364 I chose not to choose life. 28 00:01:49,476 --> 00:01:51,307 I chose something else. 29 00:01:51,411 --> 00:01:52,935 And the reasons? 30 00:01:53,913 --> 00:01:55,881 There are no reasons. 31 00:01:56,282 --> 00:01:58,842 Who needs reasons when you've got heroin? 32 00:01:59,519 --> 00:02:01,851 Yeah, something called love 33 00:02:01,955 --> 00:02:06,187 Well, that's like hypnotizing chickens 34 00:02:09,662 --> 00:02:12,222 "Goldfinger's" better than "Dr. No. " 35 00:02:13,800 --> 00:02:17,065 Both of them are a lot better than "Diamonds Are Forever. " 36 00:02:17,170 --> 00:02:19,900 A judgment reflected in its relatively poor showing 37 00:02:20,006 --> 00:02:21,633 at the box office. 38 00:02:22,842 --> 00:02:24,400 In which field, of course, 39 00:02:24,511 --> 00:02:29,107 "Thunderball" was a notable success. 40 00:02:29,215 --> 00:02:31,740 People think it's all about misery and desperation 41 00:02:31,851 --> 00:02:34,684 and death and all that shite, which is not to be ignored. 42 00:02:34,787 --> 00:02:37,813 Fuck off! Doss cunt! 43 00:02:38,658 --> 00:02:42,594 But what they forget is the pleasure of it. 44 00:02:42,695 --> 00:02:45,289 Wild hands like me! 45 00:02:46,533 --> 00:02:48,296 You prick! 46 00:02:49,702 --> 00:02:52,364 Otherwise we wouldn't do it. 47 00:02:52,472 --> 00:02:54,940 - Do you want me to do it? - Yeah. 48 00:02:55,041 --> 00:02:58,010 Beaut as the driven snow, that shit, Danny. 49 00:03:02,515 --> 00:03:04,449 After all, we're not fucking stupid. 50 00:03:04,551 --> 00:03:07,145 Well, at least, we're not that fucking stupid. 51 00:03:19,098 --> 00:03:21,726 Take the best orgasm you ever had, 52 00:03:21,834 --> 00:03:26,168 multiply it by 1, 000, and you're still nowhere near it. 53 00:03:26,272 --> 00:03:29,537 That beats any meat injection. 54 00:03:31,911 --> 00:03:36,007 That beats any fucking cock in the world. 55 00:03:36,115 --> 00:03:39,448 When you're on junk, you have only one worry. Scoring. 56 00:03:39,552 --> 00:03:43,488 When you're off it, you worry about all sorts of other shite. 57 00:03:43,590 --> 00:03:45,057 Got no money. Can't get drunk. 58 00:03:45,158 --> 00:03:46,591 Got money. Drinking too much. 59 00:03:46,693 --> 00:03:48,354 Can't get a girl. No chance of a ride. 60 00:03:48,461 --> 00:03:50,622 Got a girl. Too much hassle. 61 00:03:50,730 --> 00:03:52,960 You have to worry about bills, about food, 62 00:03:53,066 --> 00:03:55,057 about some football team that never wins, 63 00:03:55,168 --> 00:03:56,726 about human relationships 64 00:03:56,836 --> 00:03:58,804 and all of the things that don't matter 65 00:03:58,905 --> 00:04:02,739 when you've got a sincere and truthful junk habit. 66 00:04:03,943 --> 00:04:07,572 I'd say, in those days, he was a muscular actor. 67 00:04:08,815 --> 00:04:12,182 With all the presence of someone like Cooper or Lancaster, 68 00:04:12,285 --> 00:04:15,015 but combined with a sly wit... 69 00:04:16,289 --> 00:04:19,281 ...to make him a formidable romantic lead. 70 00:04:20,026 --> 00:04:23,154 Closer in that respect to Cary Grant. 71 00:04:23,696 --> 00:04:25,129 Aah. 72 00:04:26,733 --> 00:04:31,102 Hey, man, where'd ya get that lotion? 73 00:04:31,204 --> 00:04:35,766 Your skin starts itching once you buy the gimmick 74 00:04:35,875 --> 00:04:38,241 About something called love 75 00:04:38,344 --> 00:04:39,834 Love, love, love 76 00:04:39,946 --> 00:04:43,541 Well, that's like hypnotizing chickens 77 00:04:43,650 --> 00:04:47,177 The only drawback, or at least the principal drawback, 78 00:04:47,287 --> 00:04:49,881 is that you have to endure cunts telling you... 79 00:04:49,989 --> 00:04:53,425 "No way would I poison my body with that shite. " 80 00:04:54,627 --> 00:04:56,857 All the fucking chemicals. 81 00:04:58,331 --> 00:05:00,299 No fucking way. 82 00:05:02,435 --> 00:05:03,993 It's a waste of your life, Mark, 83 00:05:04,103 --> 00:05:06,503 poisoning your body with that shite. 84 00:05:06,606 --> 00:05:10,269 Every chance you've had, son, you've blown it. 85 00:05:10,376 --> 00:05:12,901 Stuffing your veins with that filth. 86 00:05:13,012 --> 00:05:16,345 From time to time, even I have uttered the magic words. 87 00:05:21,321 --> 00:05:23,687 Never again, Swanney. I'm off the scag. 88 00:05:23,790 --> 00:05:24,688 Are you serious? 89 00:05:24,791 --> 00:05:27,885 Yeah. No more. I'm finished with that shite. 90 00:05:27,994 --> 00:05:28,892 It's up to you. 91 00:05:28,995 --> 00:05:31,589 I'm going to get it sorted out, get off it for good. 92 00:05:31,698 --> 00:05:33,723 I sure have heard that one before. 93 00:05:33,833 --> 00:05:35,562 The Sick Boy method. 94 00:05:35,668 --> 00:05:37,659 Well, it really worked for him, eh? 95 00:05:37,770 --> 00:05:39,670 He's always been lacking in moral fiber. 96 00:05:39,772 --> 00:05:41,069 He knows a lot about Sean Connery. 97 00:05:41,174 --> 00:05:43,369 That's hardly a substitute. 98 00:05:43,476 --> 00:05:45,307 You need one more hit. 99 00:05:45,411 --> 00:05:46,469 No, I don't think so. 100 00:05:46,579 --> 00:05:48,809 For the long night that lies ahead. 101 00:05:50,616 --> 00:05:52,015 We called him Mother Superior 102 00:05:52,118 --> 00:05:54,211 on account of the length of his habit. 103 00:05:54,320 --> 00:05:56,311 Of course I'd have another shot. 104 00:05:56,422 --> 00:05:57,946 After all, I had work to do. 105 00:06:14,574 --> 00:06:17,873 Relinquishing junk, stage one. Preparation. 106 00:06:21,948 --> 00:06:25,111 For this you will need one room, which you will not leave. 107 00:06:25,218 --> 00:06:29,120 Soothing music. Tomato soup, 10 tins of. 108 00:06:30,456 --> 00:06:34,017 Mushroom soup, 8 tins of for consumption cold. 109 00:06:34,727 --> 00:06:37,389 Ice cream, vanilla, one large tub of. 110 00:06:37,497 --> 00:06:39,522 Magnesia, milk of, one bottle. 111 00:06:39,632 --> 00:06:41,998 Paracetamol, mouthwash, vitamins, 112 00:06:42,101 --> 00:06:46,435 mineral water, Lucozade, pornography. 113 00:06:47,407 --> 00:06:48,806 One mattress. 114 00:06:48,908 --> 00:06:52,867 One bucket for urine, one for feces, and one for vomitus. 115 00:06:54,347 --> 00:06:55,314 One television. 116 00:06:55,415 --> 00:06:58,077 One bottle of Valium, which I procured from my mother, 117 00:06:58,184 --> 00:07:01,415 who is, in her own domestic and socially acceptable way, 118 00:07:01,521 --> 00:07:03,455 also a drug addict. 119 00:07:06,959 --> 00:07:08,688 And now I'm ready. 120 00:07:08,795 --> 00:07:10,319 All I need is one final hit 121 00:07:10,430 --> 00:07:14,196 to soothe the pain while the Valium takes effect. 122 00:07:16,369 --> 00:07:19,395 Mikey. Hi. Yeah, it's Mark Renton. 123 00:07:19,505 --> 00:07:22,030 Look, could you help me out? 124 00:07:22,141 --> 00:07:24,939 This was typical of Mikey Forrester. 125 00:07:25,478 --> 00:07:27,810 What the fuck are these? 126 00:07:27,914 --> 00:07:28,938 Under the normal run of things 127 00:07:29,048 --> 00:07:30,208 I would have had nothing to do with the cunt, 128 00:07:30,316 --> 00:07:32,375 but this was not the normal run of things. 129 00:07:32,485 --> 00:07:35,045 Opium suppositories. 130 00:07:35,154 --> 00:07:37,054 Ideal for your purposes. 131 00:07:37,156 --> 00:07:40,990 Slow release. Bring you down gradually. 132 00:07:42,028 --> 00:07:44,087 Custom-fucking-designed for your needs. 133 00:07:44,197 --> 00:07:45,687 I want a fucking hit! 134 00:07:45,798 --> 00:07:47,163 That's all I've got, man. 135 00:07:47,266 --> 00:07:49,063 Take it or leave it. 136 00:08:00,079 --> 00:08:01,979 Are you feeling better now? 137 00:08:02,081 --> 00:08:03,605 For all the good they've done me, 138 00:08:03,716 --> 00:08:06,412 I might as well have stuck them up my arse. 139 00:08:08,521 --> 00:08:10,614 Heroin makes you constipated. 140 00:08:10,723 --> 00:08:12,816 The heroin from my last hit is fading away. 141 00:08:12,925 --> 00:08:15,223 The suppositories have yet to melt. 142 00:08:15,328 --> 00:08:16,989 Ohh! 143 00:08:17,797 --> 00:08:19,924 I'm no longer constipated. 144 00:08:27,907 --> 00:08:31,343 I fantasize about massive pristine convenience. 145 00:08:31,444 --> 00:08:35,005 Brilliant gold taps, virginal-white marble, 146 00:08:35,114 --> 00:08:38,447 a seat carved from ebony, a cistern full of Chanel No. 5, 147 00:08:38,551 --> 00:08:42,749 and a flunky handing me pieces of raw silk toilet roll. 148 00:08:42,855 --> 00:08:46,222 But under the circumstances, I'll settle for anywhere. 149 00:08:58,204 --> 00:08:59,694 Ohh. 150 00:09:06,812 --> 00:09:08,336 Fuck. 151 00:09:08,447 --> 00:09:10,415 Ohh! Oh! 152 00:09:14,387 --> 00:09:15,354 Ahh. 153 00:10:40,306 --> 00:10:43,969 Yes, a fucking Godsend! 154 00:11:22,048 --> 00:11:23,481 And now. 155 00:11:23,582 --> 00:11:25,277 Now I'm ready. 156 00:11:26,752 --> 00:11:28,049 The downside of coming off junk 157 00:11:28,154 --> 00:11:30,122 was I knew I would mix with my friends 158 00:11:30,222 --> 00:11:32,156 in a state of full consciousness. 159 00:11:32,258 --> 00:11:33,589 It was awful. 160 00:11:33,693 --> 00:11:35,092 They reminded me of myself. 161 00:11:35,194 --> 00:11:36,957 I could hardly bear to look at them. 162 00:11:37,063 --> 00:11:38,655 Take Sick Boy, for instance. 163 00:11:38,764 --> 00:11:40,459 He came off junk at the same time. 164 00:11:40,566 --> 00:11:42,363 Not because he wanted to. 165 00:11:42,468 --> 00:11:43,435 Just to annoy me. 166 00:11:43,536 --> 00:11:45,595 Just to show me how easily he could do it, 167 00:11:45,705 --> 00:11:48,105 thereby downgrading my own struggle. 168 00:11:48,207 --> 00:11:50,232 Sneaky fucker, don't you think? 169 00:11:50,342 --> 00:11:53,436 When I wanted to lie there and feel sorry for myself, 170 00:11:53,546 --> 00:11:55,309 he insisted on telling me once again 171 00:11:55,414 --> 00:11:57,382 about his unifying theory of life. 172 00:11:57,483 --> 00:12:00,816 It's certainly a phenomenon in all walks of life. 173 00:12:00,920 --> 00:12:02,217 What do you mean? 174 00:12:03,355 --> 00:12:05,482 Well, at one point, you've got it. 175 00:12:05,591 --> 00:12:08,151 Then you lose it, and it's gone forever. 176 00:12:08,260 --> 00:12:09,955 All walks of life. 177 00:12:10,796 --> 00:12:13,924 Georgie Best, for example, had it, lost it. 178 00:12:14,033 --> 00:12:16,593 Or David Bowie, or Lou Reed. 179 00:12:16,702 --> 00:12:18,693 Lou Reed? Some of his solo stuff's not bad. 180 00:12:18,804 --> 00:12:21,568 No, it's not bad, but it's not great either, is it? 181 00:12:21,674 --> 00:12:23,141 In your heart, you kind of know 182 00:12:23,242 --> 00:12:27,702 that although it sounds all right, it's actually just shite. 183 00:12:29,448 --> 00:12:31,382 So who else? 184 00:12:32,418 --> 00:12:36,013 Charlie Nicholas, David Niven, Malcolm McLaren, Elvis Presley. 185 00:12:36,122 --> 00:12:39,649 Okay, okay, so what is the point you're trying to make? 186 00:12:41,260 --> 00:12:44,354 All I am trying to do, Mark, is to help you understand 187 00:12:44,463 --> 00:12:47,330 that "The Name of the Rose" is merely a blip 188 00:12:47,433 --> 00:12:50,493 on an otherwise uninterrupted downward trajectory. 189 00:12:50,603 --> 00:12:52,867 And what about "The Untouchables"? 190 00:12:54,006 --> 00:12:55,598 I don't rate that at all. 191 00:12:55,708 --> 00:12:57,835 Despite the Academy Award? 192 00:12:58,544 --> 00:13:00,375 That means fuck all. 193 00:13:00,479 --> 00:13:02,447 It's a sympathy vote. 194 00:13:04,049 --> 00:13:07,849 So we all get old, we can't hack it anymore, and that's it? 195 00:13:08,554 --> 00:13:09,885 Yeah. 196 00:13:09,989 --> 00:13:11,923 That's your theory? 197 00:13:13,092 --> 00:13:14,354 Yeah. 198 00:13:15,461 --> 00:13:17,793 Beautifully fucking illustrated. 199 00:13:19,298 --> 00:13:21,095 Give me the gun. 200 00:13:21,700 --> 00:13:23,361 Give me the gun. 201 00:13:29,909 --> 00:13:32,104 Do you see the beast? 202 00:13:32,211 --> 00:13:34,509 Have you got it in your sights? 203 00:13:34,613 --> 00:13:37,081 Clear enough, Miss Moneypenny. 204 00:13:37,183 --> 00:13:41,916 This should present no significant problems. 205 00:13:47,359 --> 00:13:50,260 Aah! No! Fuck! Aah! 206 00:13:50,362 --> 00:13:55,129 For a vegetarian, Rents, you're a fucking evil shot. 207 00:13:55,801 --> 00:13:57,291 No! Get off! 208 00:13:57,736 --> 00:13:59,863 Without heroin, I attempted to lead a useful 209 00:13:59,972 --> 00:14:02,031 and fulfilling life as a good citizen. 210 00:14:08,147 --> 00:14:09,705 - Good luck, Spud. - Cheers, Cowboy. 211 00:14:09,815 --> 00:14:12,909 Remember, if they think you're not trying, you're in trouble. 212 00:14:13,018 --> 00:14:14,883 First hint of that, they'll be on to the DHSS. 213 00:14:14,987 --> 00:14:16,716 "This cunt is not trying. " 214 00:14:16,822 --> 00:14:18,949 And your giro is fucking finished, right? 215 00:14:19,058 --> 00:14:20,548 But then again, try too hard... 216 00:14:20,659 --> 00:14:22,456 You might get the fucking job. 217 00:14:22,561 --> 00:14:23,357 Exactly. 218 00:14:23,462 --> 00:14:24,258 Nightmare. 219 00:14:24,363 --> 00:14:26,923 It's a tightrope, Spud. It's a fucking tightrope. 220 00:14:27,032 --> 00:14:29,660 See, I just get pure shy with the interviewer cats. 221 00:14:29,768 --> 00:14:32,032 I get all nervous. I can't answer the questions. 222 00:14:32,137 --> 00:14:35,573 I'm a footballer, and I get nerves on the big occasion, man. 223 00:14:35,674 --> 00:14:36,868 Try some of this, Spud. 224 00:14:36,976 --> 00:14:40,139 Yeah, a little dab of speed is just the ticket, man. 225 00:14:41,413 --> 00:14:43,745 No, I went to Craigy. Craignewton. 226 00:14:43,849 --> 00:14:46,716 I just put down Royal Edinburgh College to help get the job. 227 00:14:46,819 --> 00:14:48,810 There's too much discrimination in this town. 228 00:14:48,921 --> 00:14:50,081 They're both schools. 229 00:14:50,189 --> 00:14:51,747 We're all in this together. 230 00:14:51,857 --> 00:14:54,587 I want to put across the general idea rather than the details. 231 00:14:54,693 --> 00:14:56,217 People get hung up on details. 232 00:14:56,328 --> 00:14:58,660 Which school did I go to? How many grades did I get? 233 00:14:58,764 --> 00:15:00,493 It could be six. Could be none. 234 00:15:00,599 --> 00:15:01,827 It's not important. 235 00:15:01,934 --> 00:15:05,028 What is important is that I am, yes? 236 00:15:05,137 --> 00:15:09,039 Mr. Murphy, do you mean that you lied on your application? 237 00:15:09,141 --> 00:15:10,301 No! 238 00:15:10,409 --> 00:15:13,469 Yes, only to get my foot in the door. 239 00:15:13,579 --> 00:15:14,876 Showing initiative and that. 240 00:15:14,980 --> 00:15:17,073 You were referred by the Department of Employment. 241 00:15:17,182 --> 00:15:20,049 There was no need for you to get your "foot in the door," 242 00:15:20,152 --> 00:15:21,676 as you put it. 243 00:15:21,787 --> 00:15:24,483 Cool. Whatever you say, man. Sorry. 244 00:15:24,590 --> 00:15:26,455 You're the man, the dude in the chair. 245 00:15:26,558 --> 00:15:29,925 I am merely here. But obviously I'm here. 246 00:15:30,029 --> 00:15:32,259 Mr. Murphy, what exactly attracts you 247 00:15:32,364 --> 00:15:34,298 to the leisure industry? 248 00:15:35,701 --> 00:15:37,965 In a word, pleasure. 249 00:15:38,070 --> 00:15:40,368 Like, my pleasure in other people's leisure. 250 00:15:40,472 --> 00:15:43,873 Do you see yourself as having any weaknesses? 251 00:15:46,045 --> 00:15:48,878 Oh, yes, 'cause I'm a bit of a perfectionist, actually. 252 00:15:48,981 --> 00:15:49,879 Yes, I am. 253 00:15:49,982 --> 00:15:53,076 See, for me, it's got to be the best, or it's nothing at all. 254 00:15:53,185 --> 00:15:55,881 Like, if things get a bit dodgy, I cannot be bothered. 255 00:15:55,988 --> 00:15:59,355 But I've got good vibes about this interview thing today. 256 00:15:59,458 --> 00:16:02,188 Seems to me like it's going pretty well. 257 00:16:03,629 --> 00:16:05,460 Thank you, Mr. Murphy. 258 00:16:06,398 --> 00:16:08,366 We'll let you know. 259 00:16:08,467 --> 00:16:09,525 The pleasure was mine. 260 00:16:09,635 --> 00:16:12,195 Spud had done well. I was proud of him. 261 00:16:12,304 --> 00:16:16,240 He fucked up good and proper. You had to hand it to Spud. 262 00:16:18,477 --> 00:16:19,842 Picture the scene. 263 00:16:19,945 --> 00:16:22,470 The other fucking week, doing the fucking volley. 264 00:16:22,581 --> 00:16:23,912 Me and Tommy playing pool. 265 00:16:24,016 --> 00:16:26,280 I'm playing like Paul fucking Newman by the way. 266 00:16:26,385 --> 00:16:29,286 Giving the boy here the tanning of a lifetime. 267 00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:31,581 So it comes to the last shot. 268 00:16:31,690 --> 00:16:33,817 The deciding ball of the whole tournament. 269 00:16:33,926 --> 00:16:35,484 I'm on the black, and he's in the corner, 270 00:16:35,594 --> 00:16:37,585 looking all fucking biscuit-arsed, 271 00:16:37,696 --> 00:16:39,823 when this hard cunt comes in. 272 00:16:39,932 --> 00:16:42,662 Obviously fucking fancied himself, like. 273 00:16:42,768 --> 00:16:44,497 Starts staring at me. 274 00:16:44,603 --> 00:16:46,195 Looking at me, right fucking at me, 275 00:16:46,305 --> 00:16:48,967 as if to say, "Come ahead, square, go. " 276 00:16:49,074 --> 00:16:50,063 You know me. 277 00:16:50,175 --> 00:16:52,405 I'm not a type of cunt that goes looking for bother. 278 00:16:52,511 --> 00:16:55,105 At the end of the day, I'm the cunt with the pool cue, 279 00:16:55,214 --> 00:16:58,672 and he can get the fire end in his puss anytime he wanted. 280 00:16:58,784 --> 00:17:01,810 So I squares up, casual like. 281 00:17:01,920 --> 00:17:05,856 What does the hard cunt do? Or the so-called hard cunt? 282 00:17:05,958 --> 00:17:07,186 Shites it. 283 00:17:07,292 --> 00:17:11,160 Puts down his drink, turns, and gets the fuck out of there. 284 00:17:11,263 --> 00:17:15,461 And after that, well, the game was mine. 285 00:17:19,671 --> 00:17:21,036 And that was it. 286 00:17:21,140 --> 00:17:22,937 That was Begbie's story. 287 00:17:23,042 --> 00:17:25,408 At least that was Begbie's version of the story. 288 00:17:25,511 --> 00:17:28,480 But a couple of days later I got the truth from Tommy. 289 00:17:28,580 --> 00:17:30,377 You always got the truth from Tommy. 290 00:17:30,482 --> 00:17:32,245 It was one of his major weaknesses. 291 00:17:32,351 --> 00:17:34,444 He never told lies, he never took drugs, 292 00:17:34,553 --> 00:17:36,487 and he never cheated on anyone. 293 00:17:37,222 --> 00:17:38,621 It was Wednesday morning. 294 00:17:38,724 --> 00:17:40,624 We were in the volley playing pool. 295 00:17:40,726 --> 00:17:42,125 That much is true. 296 00:17:42,227 --> 00:17:46,357 But Begbie is playing absolutely fucking gash. 297 00:17:46,465 --> 00:17:49,161 He's got a hangover so bad he can hardly hold the cue, 298 00:17:49,268 --> 00:17:50,735 never mind pot a ball. 299 00:17:50,836 --> 00:17:52,827 I'm doing my best to lose, you know. 300 00:17:52,938 --> 00:17:55,702 Trying to humor him, like, but it's not doing any good. 301 00:17:55,808 --> 00:17:58,402 Every time I touch a ball, I seem to pot something. 302 00:17:58,510 --> 00:18:01,240 Every time Begbie goes near the table, he fucks it up. 303 00:18:01,346 --> 00:18:03,837 Oh, fuck's sake. 304 00:18:04,950 --> 00:18:07,919 So he's got the hump, right? 305 00:18:08,020 --> 00:18:11,387 But finally I manage to set it up so all he has to do 306 00:18:11,490 --> 00:18:13,515 is to pot the black to win one game 307 00:18:13,625 --> 00:18:15,286 to salvage a little bit of pride 308 00:18:15,394 --> 00:18:17,988 and maybe not kick my head in, right? 309 00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:22,158 So he's on the black, pressure shot. 310 00:18:24,570 --> 00:18:27,164 And it all goes wrong, big-time. 311 00:18:29,041 --> 00:18:30,008 Fuck! 312 00:18:30,709 --> 00:18:31,835 Aah! 313 00:18:32,411 --> 00:18:34,709 He picks on this specky wee gadgee at the bar 314 00:18:34,813 --> 00:18:37,145 and accuses him of putting him off by looking at him. 315 00:18:37,249 --> 00:18:38,216 Can you believe it? 316 00:18:38,317 --> 00:18:40,182 The cunt hasn't glanced in our direction. 317 00:18:40,285 --> 00:18:41,377 Fuck off! 318 00:18:41,487 --> 00:18:43,751 He was going to chib him, I tell you. 319 00:18:43,856 --> 00:18:46,256 Then I thought he was going to do me. 320 00:18:49,027 --> 00:18:51,791 The beggar's fucking psycho, man. 321 00:18:52,798 --> 00:18:56,495 But he's a mate, you know, so what can you do? 322 00:18:56,602 --> 00:18:58,297 Can I borrow this? 323 00:18:58,403 --> 00:19:00,496 What indeed could one do? 324 00:19:00,606 --> 00:19:03,302 Just stand back and watch and try not to get involved. 325 00:19:05,177 --> 00:19:08,112 Begbie didn't do drugs, either. He just did people. 326 00:19:08,213 --> 00:19:12,047 That's what he got off on. His own sensory addiction. 327 00:19:14,253 --> 00:19:16,244 Nobody move! 328 00:19:17,556 --> 00:19:18,818 That lassie got glassed, 329 00:19:18,924 --> 00:19:22,087 and no cunt leaves here till we find out what cunt did it. 330 00:19:22,194 --> 00:19:23,718 Who the fuck are you? 331 00:19:23,829 --> 00:19:26,059 Yes! 332 00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:27,894 Ohh! 333 00:19:44,716 --> 00:19:47,776 Oh, Tom! Oh, my God! 334 00:19:51,123 --> 00:19:52,556 Oh, Lizzy! 335 00:19:52,658 --> 00:19:53,682 Oh, Lizzy! 336 00:19:53,792 --> 00:19:56,090 Oh, Tom, come in me! 337 00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:57,355 And as I sat watching 338 00:19:57,462 --> 00:19:59,828 the intimate and highly personal video, 339 00:19:59,932 --> 00:20:03,129 stolen only hours earlier from one of my best friends, 340 00:20:03,235 --> 00:20:05,260 I realized that something important 341 00:20:05,370 --> 00:20:08,271 was missing from my life. 342 00:20:09,975 --> 00:20:12,773 Leave no track 343 00:20:13,712 --> 00:20:15,236 Don't look back 344 00:20:15,347 --> 00:20:17,645 All I desire 345 00:20:17,749 --> 00:20:19,011 Temptation 346 00:20:53,418 --> 00:20:55,010 I read it in "Cosmopolitan. " 347 00:20:55,120 --> 00:20:56,678 It's an interesting theory. 348 00:20:56,788 --> 00:20:58,346 Actually, it's a nightmare. 349 00:20:58,457 --> 00:20:59,924 I've been desperate for a shag, 350 00:21:00,025 --> 00:21:03,256 but watching him suffer was just too much fun. 351 00:21:03,362 --> 00:21:04,954 You should try it with Tommy. 352 00:21:05,063 --> 00:21:08,430 What, and deny myself the only pleasure I get from him? 353 00:21:08,533 --> 00:21:10,057 Did I tell you about my birthday? 354 00:21:10,168 --> 00:21:10,896 What happened? 355 00:21:11,003 --> 00:21:13,471 He forgot. Useless motherfucker. 356 00:21:40,599 --> 00:21:43,090 What are you two talking about? 357 00:21:43,468 --> 00:21:45,026 Football! 358 00:21:45,137 --> 00:21:46,502 What are you talking about? 359 00:21:46,605 --> 00:21:48,004 Shopping. 360 00:21:49,107 --> 00:21:51,575 The situation was becoming serious. 361 00:21:51,677 --> 00:21:54,874 Young Renton noticed the haste with which the successful, 362 00:21:54,980 --> 00:21:56,880 in the sexual sphere, as in all others, 363 00:21:56,982 --> 00:21:59,951 segregated themselves from the failures. 364 00:22:00,052 --> 00:22:02,111 I can't break away 365 00:22:02,220 --> 00:22:05,678 Keep us from temptation 366 00:22:05,791 --> 00:22:09,318 Keep us from temptation 367 00:22:09,428 --> 00:22:11,953 Heroin had robbed Renton of his sex drive, 368 00:22:12,064 --> 00:22:14,589 but now it returned with a vengeance. 369 00:22:14,700 --> 00:22:17,897 And as the impotence of those days faded into memory, 370 00:22:18,003 --> 00:22:21,666 grim desperation took a hold in his sex-crazed mind. 371 00:22:21,773 --> 00:22:25,231 His post-junk libido, fueled by alcohol and amphetamine, 372 00:22:25,344 --> 00:22:29,280 taunted him remorselessly with his own unsatisfied desire. 373 00:22:29,381 --> 00:22:31,941 Dot, dot, dot. 374 00:22:32,050 --> 00:22:33,745 You think that you're right now 375 00:22:33,852 --> 00:22:35,046 Temptation 376 00:22:35,153 --> 00:22:37,280 You're gonna face it tonight now 377 00:22:37,389 --> 00:22:38,856 Temptation 378 00:22:38,957 --> 00:22:41,187 Oh, give me a breakdown 379 00:22:41,293 --> 00:22:42,555 Temptation 380 00:22:42,661 --> 00:22:45,095 Because it's time for a shakedown 381 00:22:45,197 --> 00:22:47,563 Temptation 382 00:22:47,666 --> 00:22:49,395 Temptation 383 00:22:49,501 --> 00:22:51,059 Temptation 384 00:23:28,940 --> 00:23:33,468 And with that, Mark Renton had fallen in love. 385 00:23:42,721 --> 00:23:44,484 Excuse me, I don't mean to harass you, 386 00:23:44,589 --> 00:23:47,080 but I was very impressed with the capable manner 387 00:23:47,192 --> 00:23:48,682 in which you dealt with that. 388 00:23:48,794 --> 00:23:51,228 I was thinking to myself, "This girl's special. " 389 00:23:51,329 --> 00:23:52,296 Thanks. 390 00:23:52,397 --> 00:23:54,297 - What's your name? - Diane. 391 00:23:54,399 --> 00:23:56,492 - Where are you going, Diane? - I'm going home. 392 00:23:56,601 --> 00:23:58,330 - Where's that? - It's where you live. 393 00:23:58,437 --> 00:23:59,369 Great. 394 00:23:59,471 --> 00:24:00,563 What? 395 00:24:00,672 --> 00:24:04,108 I'll come back with you, but I'm not promising anything. 396 00:24:04,209 --> 00:24:06,609 Do you find that this approach usually works? 397 00:24:06,711 --> 00:24:09,179 Or, let me guess, you've never tried it before. 398 00:24:09,281 --> 00:24:12,341 In fact, you don't normally approach girls, am I right? 399 00:24:12,451 --> 00:24:15,352 The truth is that you're a quiet, sensitive type, 400 00:24:15,454 --> 00:24:17,285 but if I'm prepared to take a chance, 401 00:24:17,389 --> 00:24:19,550 I might just get to know the inner you. 402 00:24:19,658 --> 00:24:24,061 Witty, adventurous, passionate, loving, loyal. 403 00:24:24,162 --> 00:24:26,062 Taxi! 404 00:24:26,164 --> 00:24:28,564 A little bit crazy, a little bit bad. 405 00:24:28,667 --> 00:24:32,626 But, hey, don't us girls just love that? 406 00:24:35,006 --> 00:24:36,906 Well, what's wrong, boy? 407 00:24:37,008 --> 00:24:38,475 Cat got your tongue? 408 00:24:38,577 --> 00:24:40,636 I left something. 409 00:24:41,613 --> 00:24:43,638 Are you getting in or not, pal? 410 00:25:04,803 --> 00:25:06,828 Do you understand? 411 00:25:06,938 --> 00:25:10,203 I expect you to be a considerate and thoughtful lover. 412 00:25:10,308 --> 00:25:12,333 Generous but firm. 413 00:25:12,444 --> 00:25:13,172 What? 414 00:25:13,278 --> 00:25:16,611 Failure on your part to live up to these reasonable expectations 415 00:25:16,715 --> 00:25:21,311 will result in swift resumption of a non-sex situation. 416 00:25:21,419 --> 00:25:22,750 Right? 417 00:25:35,333 --> 00:25:36,595 Diane. 418 00:25:36,701 --> 00:25:37,759 Shh! 419 00:25:37,869 --> 00:25:38,494 What? 420 00:25:38,603 --> 00:25:40,730 Shut up! 421 00:26:21,079 --> 00:26:22,944 Wake up, Spud. 422 00:26:23,481 --> 00:26:25,073 Wake up. 423 00:26:25,183 --> 00:26:26,980 Sex. 424 00:26:28,253 --> 00:26:30,118 Casual sex. 425 00:26:37,429 --> 00:26:40,125 Tommy, let's put the tape on. 426 00:26:40,231 --> 00:26:41,198 Now? 427 00:26:41,299 --> 00:26:43,961 I want to watch ourselves while we're screwing. 428 00:26:44,069 --> 00:26:46,799 So let's see what I'm missing. 429 00:27:01,653 --> 00:27:03,280 Not much. 430 00:27:05,323 --> 00:27:06,620 Pushed forward again. 431 00:27:06,725 --> 00:27:08,659 And there's the captain, Archie Gemmill, 432 00:27:08,760 --> 00:27:10,694 picking it up from the outside. 433 00:27:10,795 --> 00:27:12,228 I think he wants to go himself. 434 00:27:12,330 --> 00:27:14,525 He's gonna go. He's going all the way. 435 00:27:14,633 --> 00:27:15,998 And he scores! 436 00:27:16,101 --> 00:27:18,797 Oh, what a magnificent goal! 437 00:27:18,903 --> 00:27:20,996 Gemmill at his very best! 438 00:27:21,106 --> 00:27:24,200 What a penetrating goal that was! 439 00:27:24,309 --> 00:27:25,970 I haven't felt that good 440 00:27:26,077 --> 00:27:29,478 since Archie Gemmill scored against Holland in 1978. 441 00:27:33,284 --> 00:27:34,751 You can't sleep here. 442 00:27:34,853 --> 00:27:37,083 - What? - Out. 443 00:27:37,188 --> 00:27:38,382 Come on! 444 00:27:38,490 --> 00:27:41,186 No argument. You can sleep on the sofa in the hall or go home. 445 00:27:41,292 --> 00:27:42,725 It's up to you. 446 00:27:44,062 --> 00:27:46,496 And don't make any noise. 447 00:27:47,399 --> 00:27:49,094 Jesus! 448 00:27:55,640 --> 00:27:57,505 What do you mean, "It's gone"? 449 00:27:57,609 --> 00:28:01,306 - Where has it gone, Tommy? - It'll be here somewhere! 450 00:28:02,881 --> 00:28:05,111 I might have returned it by mistake. 451 00:28:05,216 --> 00:28:06,240 Returned it? 452 00:28:06,351 --> 00:28:10,185 Where? The video shop, Tommy? 453 00:28:10,288 --> 00:28:12,882 The fucking video shop? 454 00:28:12,991 --> 00:28:17,360 So every punter in Edinburgh is jerking off to our video? 455 00:28:17,962 --> 00:28:21,125 Oh, God, Tommy, I feel sick. 456 00:28:44,923 --> 00:28:46,891 Oh, you've got green eyes 457 00:28:46,991 --> 00:28:48,515 Oh, you've got blue eyes 458 00:28:48,626 --> 00:28:51,459 Oh, you've got gray eyes 459 00:28:51,563 --> 00:28:55,055 And I've never seen anyone 460 00:28:55,166 --> 00:28:55,894 Hi. 461 00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:58,025 Hello. 462 00:28:58,136 --> 00:29:01,469 No, I've never met anyone 463 00:29:01,573 --> 00:29:04,064 Quite like you before 464 00:29:04,943 --> 00:29:06,376 Fuck. 465 00:29:29,634 --> 00:29:30,328 Eh? 466 00:29:41,780 --> 00:29:43,771 Come in and sit down. 467 00:29:43,882 --> 00:29:45,611 Like some coffee? 468 00:29:45,717 --> 00:29:46,513 Aye. 469 00:29:48,653 --> 00:29:49,847 You must be Mark. 470 00:29:49,954 --> 00:29:51,546 Aye, that's me. 471 00:29:57,095 --> 00:29:58,722 You're a friend of Diane's? 472 00:29:58,830 --> 00:30:00,491 More of a friend of a friend, no? 473 00:30:00,598 --> 00:30:01,724 Right. 474 00:30:04,235 --> 00:30:06,294 Are you her flatmates, like? 475 00:30:07,972 --> 00:30:09,872 Flatmates? 476 00:30:09,974 --> 00:30:11,805 I must remember that one. 477 00:30:13,178 --> 00:30:14,770 Morning. 478 00:30:29,694 --> 00:30:31,286 Good morning, Spud. 479 00:30:31,396 --> 00:30:34,524 Gail. Mr. Houston, Mrs. Houston. 480 00:30:34,632 --> 00:30:37,726 Good morning, Spud. Sit down and have some breakfast. 481 00:30:40,438 --> 00:30:42,235 I'm sorry about last night, by the way. 482 00:30:42,340 --> 00:30:45,434 That's all right. I slept fine on the sofa. 483 00:30:46,511 --> 00:30:50,379 I had a bit much to drink. I had a bit of an accident. 484 00:30:50,481 --> 00:30:52,506 Don't worry, son. These things happen. 485 00:30:52,617 --> 00:30:55,882 It does a man good to cut loose once in a while. 486 00:30:55,987 --> 00:30:58,888 This one could do with being tied up once in a while. 487 00:30:58,990 --> 00:31:00,719 I'll put the sheets in the machine. 488 00:31:00,825 --> 00:31:02,884 No, no, no, I'll wash them. 489 00:31:02,994 --> 00:31:04,757 - There's no need. - It's no problem. 490 00:31:04,863 --> 00:31:05,852 It's no problem for me. 491 00:31:05,964 --> 00:31:07,591 I'd rather take care of it myself. 492 00:31:07,699 --> 00:31:08,893 Honestly, it's no problem. 493 00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:09,932 Really, no! 494 00:31:10,034 --> 00:31:12,229 Spud, they're my sheets! 495 00:31:24,849 --> 00:31:25,907 I don't see why not. 496 00:31:26,017 --> 00:31:27,712 Because it's illegal. That's why not. 497 00:31:27,819 --> 00:31:28,877 What? Holding hands? 498 00:31:28,987 --> 00:31:30,113 Not holding hands. 499 00:31:30,221 --> 00:31:31,779 In that case, you can do it. 500 00:31:31,890 --> 00:31:34,190 You were quite happy to do a lot more last night. 501 00:31:34,292 --> 00:31:35,816 Yeah, and that's what's illegal. 502 00:31:35,927 --> 00:31:37,485 Do you know what they'd do to me inside? 503 00:31:37,595 --> 00:31:39,995 They cut your balls off and flush them down the toilet. 504 00:31:40,098 --> 00:31:42,089 Calm down. You're not going to jail. 505 00:31:42,200 --> 00:31:44,430 Well, that's very easy for you to say, Diane. 506 00:31:44,535 --> 00:31:47,436 - Can I see you again? - Certainly not! 507 00:31:47,538 --> 00:31:50,905 If you don't see me again, I'll tell the police. 508 00:31:53,645 --> 00:31:55,704 I'll see you around then. 509 00:32:08,726 --> 00:32:10,318 Now what? 510 00:32:10,929 --> 00:32:11,987 We're going for a walk. 511 00:32:12,096 --> 00:32:13,085 What? 512 00:32:13,197 --> 00:32:14,858 A walk! 513 00:32:15,800 --> 00:32:16,789 Where? 514 00:32:16,901 --> 00:32:18,425 There! 515 00:32:19,804 --> 00:32:21,965 Are you serious? 516 00:32:55,540 --> 00:32:57,770 Well, what are you waiting for? 517 00:32:58,276 --> 00:32:59,504 Tommy. 518 00:33:01,446 --> 00:33:03,346 This is not natural, man. 519 00:33:04,015 --> 00:33:06,575 It's the great outdoors! 520 00:33:06,684 --> 00:33:08,242 It's fresh air. 521 00:33:08,353 --> 00:33:11,379 Look, Tommy, we know you're getting a hard time off Lizzy, 522 00:33:11,489 --> 00:33:14,356 but there's really no need to take it out on us. 523 00:33:14,459 --> 00:33:16,427 Doesn't it make you proud to be Scottish? 524 00:33:16,527 --> 00:33:19,360 It's shite being Scottish! 525 00:33:19,464 --> 00:33:21,591 We're the lowest of the low. 526 00:33:21,699 --> 00:33:24,031 The scum of the fucking Earth. 527 00:33:24,135 --> 00:33:26,569 The most wretched, miserable, servile, 528 00:33:26,671 --> 00:33:30,266 pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization. 529 00:33:30,375 --> 00:33:32,275 Some people hate the English. I don't. 530 00:33:32,377 --> 00:33:34,038 They're just wankers. 531 00:33:34,145 --> 00:33:37,740 We, on the other hand, are colonized by wankers. 532 00:33:37,849 --> 00:33:41,876 We can't even find a decent culture to be colonized by. 533 00:33:41,986 --> 00:33:44,750 We're ruled by effete arseholes. 534 00:33:44,856 --> 00:33:47,017 It's a shite state of affairs to be in, Tommy, 535 00:33:47,125 --> 00:33:48,524 and all the fresh air in the world 536 00:33:48,626 --> 00:33:51,322 won't make any fucking difference! 537 00:34:00,438 --> 00:34:02,167 Sorry, man. I'm sorry. 538 00:34:02,273 --> 00:34:05,037 No, I appreciate it, Tommy. 539 00:34:05,143 --> 00:34:06,610 At or around this time, 540 00:34:06,711 --> 00:34:09,202 Spud, Sick Boy, and I made a healthy, informed, 541 00:34:09,313 --> 00:34:12,976 Democratic decision to get back on heroin as soon as possible. 542 00:34:13,084 --> 00:34:15,245 It took about 12 hours. 543 00:34:19,891 --> 00:34:22,451 It looks easy, this, but it's not. 544 00:34:22,560 --> 00:34:25,358 It looks like a doss, like a soft option. 545 00:34:25,463 --> 00:34:30,332 But living like this, it's a full-time business. 546 00:34:48,786 --> 00:34:51,482 Ursula Andress. 547 00:34:51,589 --> 00:34:53,853 The quintessential Bond Girl. 548 00:34:53,958 --> 00:34:56,017 That's what everyone says. 549 00:34:56,127 --> 00:35:00,325 The embodiment, right, of his superiority to us. 550 00:35:00,431 --> 00:35:03,832 Beautiful, exotic, highly sexual, 551 00:35:03,935 --> 00:35:09,168 yet totally unavailable to anyone apart from him. 552 00:35:09,273 --> 00:35:10,399 Shite. 553 00:35:10,508 --> 00:35:12,032 I mean, let's face it, mate. 554 00:35:12,143 --> 00:35:13,906 She'd shag one punter from Edinburgh, 555 00:35:14,011 --> 00:35:16,104 she'd shag the whole fucking lot of us. 556 00:35:27,558 --> 00:35:28,991 Well done. 557 00:35:29,093 --> 00:35:32,187 I knew he was gonna do that. 558 00:35:41,506 --> 00:35:43,133 Lizzy's gone, Mark. 559 00:35:43,241 --> 00:35:46,176 She's gone and fucking dumped me. 560 00:35:46,277 --> 00:35:49,371 It was that videotape 561 00:35:49,480 --> 00:35:51,072 and that Iggy Pop business 562 00:35:51,182 --> 00:35:53,013 and other sorts of shit. 563 00:35:53,117 --> 00:35:57,076 She told me where to go and no fucking mistake. 564 00:35:57,188 --> 00:35:59,156 I said to her, 565 00:35:59,257 --> 00:36:01,054 "Is there any chance of getting back together?" 566 00:36:01,159 --> 00:36:04,253 But no way, no fucking way. 567 00:36:04,362 --> 00:36:09,891 Honor Blackman, A.K.A. Pussy Galore, right? 568 00:36:10,001 --> 00:36:13,402 What a total fucking misnomer. 569 00:36:13,905 --> 00:36:17,238 I mean, I wouldn't touch her with yours. 570 00:36:17,341 --> 00:36:19,605 I want to try it, Mark. 571 00:36:20,611 --> 00:36:23,444 You're always going on about how it's the ultimate hit. 572 00:36:23,548 --> 00:36:25,448 Better than sex. 573 00:36:29,153 --> 00:36:30,950 Come on, man, I'm a fucking adult. 574 00:36:31,055 --> 00:36:33,546 I can find out for myself. 575 00:36:38,296 --> 00:36:39,786 I've got the money. 576 00:36:43,034 --> 00:36:46,595 Personality. I mean, that's what counts, right? 577 00:36:46,704 --> 00:36:47,602 Personality. 578 00:36:47,705 --> 00:36:51,300 That's what keeps a relationship going through the years. 579 00:36:52,944 --> 00:36:54,707 Like heroin. 580 00:36:55,179 --> 00:37:01,209 I mean, heroin's got great fucking personality. 581 00:37:01,319 --> 00:37:03,048 Nightclubbing 582 00:37:03,154 --> 00:37:06,123 We're nightclubbing 583 00:37:06,224 --> 00:37:09,318 We're walking through town 584 00:37:11,662 --> 00:37:14,426 Nightclubbing 585 00:37:14,532 --> 00:37:15,464 Swanney taught us 586 00:37:15,566 --> 00:37:17,727 to respect the National Health Service, 587 00:37:17,835 --> 00:37:20,099 for it was the source of much of our gear. 588 00:37:20,204 --> 00:37:23,298 We stole drugs, we stole prescriptions, or bought them, 589 00:37:23,407 --> 00:37:26,740 sold them, swapped them, forged them, photocopied them, 590 00:37:26,844 --> 00:37:29,438 or traded drugs with cancer victims, alcoholics, 591 00:37:29,547 --> 00:37:32,573 old-age pensioners, AIDS patients, epileptics, 592 00:37:32,683 --> 00:37:34,082 and bored housewives. 593 00:37:34,185 --> 00:37:37,643 We took morphine, diamorphine, cyclizine, codeine, 594 00:37:37,755 --> 00:37:40,280 temazepam, nitrazepam, phenobarbitone, 595 00:37:40,391 --> 00:37:43,189 sodium amytal, dextropropo xyphene, methadone, 596 00:37:43,294 --> 00:37:46,593 nalbuphine, pethidine, pentazocine, buprenorphine, 597 00:37:46,697 --> 00:37:48,688 dextromoramide, chlormethiazole. 598 00:37:48,799 --> 00:37:51,529 The streets are awash with drugs you can have 599 00:37:51,636 --> 00:37:54,662 for unhappiness and pain, and we took them all. 600 00:37:54,772 --> 00:37:56,865 Fuck it, we would have injected vitamin C 601 00:37:56,974 --> 00:37:58,874 if only they'd made it illegal. 602 00:38:08,019 --> 00:38:10,078 Pardon me, may I use your bathroom? 603 00:38:10,187 --> 00:38:11,882 Thank you. 604 00:38:23,434 --> 00:38:25,231 You're a psycho! 605 00:38:35,179 --> 00:38:38,671 Hey, Rent Boy, no fucking smack. 606 00:38:43,521 --> 00:38:45,989 But the good times couldn't last forever. 607 00:38:46,090 --> 00:38:49,526 No! God, no! 608 00:38:49,627 --> 00:38:53,495 Oh, my God, no! Please, no! 609 00:38:53,597 --> 00:38:56,395 I think Allison had been screaming all day, 610 00:38:56,500 --> 00:38:58,866 but it hadn't really registered before. 611 00:38:59,570 --> 00:39:02,300 She might have been screaming for a week for all I knew. 612 00:39:02,406 --> 00:39:04,271 It had been days since I heard anyone speak, 613 00:39:04,375 --> 00:39:07,344 though someone must have said something in all that time. 614 00:39:07,445 --> 00:39:09,208 Surely to fuck, someone must have. 615 00:39:09,313 --> 00:39:11,975 - Allison! Allison! - Help me, please! 616 00:39:12,083 --> 00:39:13,277 Calm down! 617 00:39:13,384 --> 00:39:16,547 Everything's going to be just fine. 618 00:39:16,654 --> 00:39:19,452 Nothing could have been further from the truth. 619 00:39:19,557 --> 00:39:22,151 In point of fact, nothing was going to be just fine. 620 00:39:22,259 --> 00:39:25,092 On the contrary, everything was going to be bad. 621 00:39:25,196 --> 00:39:26,857 Bad? 622 00:39:26,964 --> 00:39:30,525 I mean everything was gonna be even worse than it already was. 623 00:39:38,476 --> 00:39:41,206 No! 624 00:39:48,152 --> 00:39:50,017 Fuck. 625 00:39:50,121 --> 00:39:51,816 Jesus Christ! 626 00:39:51,922 --> 00:39:54,390 No! No! 627 00:39:57,027 --> 00:39:59,427 It wasn't my baby. 628 00:39:59,530 --> 00:40:00,963 She wasn't my baby. 629 00:40:01,065 --> 00:40:02,999 Baby Dawn, she wasn't mine. 630 00:40:03,100 --> 00:40:05,625 Spud's? Swanney's? Sick Boy's? 631 00:40:05,736 --> 00:40:07,636 I don't know. 632 00:40:07,738 --> 00:40:10,536 Maybe Allison knew. Maybe not. 633 00:40:10,641 --> 00:40:13,576 I wished I could think of something to say, 634 00:40:13,677 --> 00:40:16,578 something sympathetic, something human. 635 00:40:16,680 --> 00:40:18,875 Say something, Mark. 636 00:40:21,552 --> 00:40:24,817 Fucking say something! 637 00:40:30,461 --> 00:40:32,656 I'm cooking up. 638 00:40:49,547 --> 00:40:51,845 Cook us up a shot, Rents. 639 00:40:51,949 --> 00:40:54,440 I need a hit. 640 00:40:55,319 --> 00:40:58,220 And so she did. I could understand that. 641 00:40:58,322 --> 00:41:00,586 To take the pain away. 642 00:41:01,759 --> 00:41:04,626 So I cooked up, and she got a hit. 643 00:41:04,728 --> 00:41:06,696 But only after me. 644 00:41:06,797 --> 00:41:09,095 That went without saying. 645 00:41:10,868 --> 00:41:13,803 Well, at least we knew who the father was now. 646 00:41:13,904 --> 00:41:16,270 It wasn't just the baby that died that day. 647 00:41:16,373 --> 00:41:20,272 Something inside Sick Boy was lost and never returned. 648 00:41:20,377 --> 00:41:21,708 It seemed he had no theory 649 00:41:21,812 --> 00:41:23,905 with which to explain a moment like this. 650 00:41:24,014 --> 00:41:25,879 Nor did I. 651 00:41:25,983 --> 00:41:29,043 Our only response was to keep on going and fuck everything. 652 00:41:29,153 --> 00:41:31,212 Pile misery upon misery, 653 00:41:31,322 --> 00:41:33,790 heap it up on a spoon and dissolve it with bile, 654 00:41:33,891 --> 00:41:36,155 then squirt it into a stinking, purulent vein, 655 00:41:36,260 --> 00:41:38,023 and do it all over again. 656 00:41:38,128 --> 00:41:40,255 Keep on going, getting up, going out, robbing, 657 00:41:40,364 --> 00:41:41,888 stealing, fucking people over, 658 00:41:41,999 --> 00:41:43,557 propelling ourselves with longing 659 00:41:43,667 --> 00:41:46,158 towards the day that it would all go wrong. 660 00:41:46,270 --> 00:41:49,467 Because no matter how much you stash or how much you steal, 661 00:41:49,573 --> 00:41:50,938 you never have enough. 662 00:41:51,041 --> 00:41:53,737 No matter how often you go out and rob and fuck people over, 663 00:41:53,844 --> 00:41:57,007 you always need to get up and do it all over again. 664 00:42:00,317 --> 00:42:04,777 Sooner or later, this kind of thing was bound to happen. 665 00:42:10,327 --> 00:42:12,852 Because shoplifting is theft, which is a crime, 666 00:42:12,963 --> 00:42:14,555 and despite what you may believe, 667 00:42:14,665 --> 00:42:17,463 there is no such entity as victimless crime. 668 00:42:17,568 --> 00:42:19,126 Heroin addiction may explain your actions, 669 00:42:19,236 --> 00:42:21,067 but it does not excuse them. 670 00:42:21,171 --> 00:42:23,366 Mr. Murphy, you are a habitual thief, 671 00:42:23,474 --> 00:42:25,442 devoid of regret and remorse. 672 00:42:25,543 --> 00:42:27,602 In sentencing you to six months imprisonment, 673 00:42:27,711 --> 00:42:31,169 my only worry is it will not be long before we meet again. 674 00:42:31,282 --> 00:42:33,876 Mr. Renton, I understand that you have entered 675 00:42:33,984 --> 00:42:35,781 into a program of rehabilitation 676 00:42:35,886 --> 00:42:38,980 in an attempt to wean yourself away from heroin. 677 00:42:39,089 --> 00:42:41,649 The suspension of your sentence 678 00:42:41,759 --> 00:42:45,024 is conditional on your continued cooperation with this program. 679 00:42:45,129 --> 00:42:47,097 Should you stand guilty before me again, 680 00:42:47,197 --> 00:42:50,496 I shall not hesitate to impose a custodial sentence. 681 00:42:50,601 --> 00:42:52,831 Thank you, Your Honor. 682 00:42:52,937 --> 00:42:56,873 With God's help, I'll conquer this terrible affliction. 683 00:43:11,589 --> 00:43:13,079 What can you say? 684 00:43:13,190 --> 00:43:15,590 Well, Begbie had a phrase for it. 685 00:43:15,693 --> 00:43:18,321 It was obvious that cunt was going to fuck some cunt. 686 00:43:18,429 --> 00:43:20,795 Well, I hope you learnt your lesson, son. 687 00:43:20,898 --> 00:43:24,664 Oh, my son, I thought I was gonna lose you there. 688 00:43:24,768 --> 00:43:29,330 You're nothing but trouble to me, but I still love you! 689 00:43:29,440 --> 00:43:32,841 You better clean up your act. Cut that shite out forever. 690 00:43:32,943 --> 00:43:35,138 You listen to Francis. He's talking sense. 691 00:43:35,245 --> 00:43:36,337 Fucking right I am. 692 00:43:36,447 --> 00:43:39,439 See, inside, you wouldn't last two fucking days. 693 00:43:39,550 --> 00:43:42,041 There's better things than the needle, Rents. 694 00:43:42,152 --> 00:43:43,050 Choose life. 695 00:43:43,153 --> 00:43:45,178 I remember when you were a wee baby. 696 00:43:45,289 --> 00:43:47,257 Oh, mama's little baby loves. 697 00:43:47,358 --> 00:43:48,848 Shortening, shortening 698 00:43:48,959 --> 00:43:51,860 Mama's little baby loves shortening bread 699 00:44:04,508 --> 00:44:07,306 I'm sorry, Mrs. Murphy. 700 00:44:07,411 --> 00:44:10,539 That wasn't any fair. Spud going down and not me. 701 00:44:12,850 --> 00:44:14,818 Well, it's not our fault! 702 00:44:16,186 --> 00:44:18,552 Your boy went down because he was a smack-head, 703 00:44:18,656 --> 00:44:21,955 and if that's not your fault, then I don't know what is. 704 00:44:23,961 --> 00:44:27,055 That was that fucking cunt. 705 00:44:30,100 --> 00:44:31,226 I'll get the drinks. 706 00:44:31,335 --> 00:44:33,269 Aye. 707 00:44:35,239 --> 00:44:37,605 I wished I'd gone down instead of Spud. 708 00:44:37,708 --> 00:44:41,701 Here I was surrounded by my family and my so-called mates, 709 00:44:41,812 --> 00:44:45,441 and I've never felt so alone, never in all my puff. 710 00:44:48,519 --> 00:44:51,044 Since I was on remand, they've had me on this program. 711 00:44:51,155 --> 00:44:53,282 The state-sponsored addiction. 712 00:44:53,390 --> 00:44:55,017 Three sickly sweet doses 713 00:44:55,125 --> 00:44:57,423 of methadone a day instead of smack. 714 00:44:57,528 --> 00:44:59,928 But it's never enough. 715 00:45:00,030 --> 00:45:02,965 And at the moment, it's nowhere near enough. 716 00:45:03,801 --> 00:45:05,063 I took all three this morning, 717 00:45:05,169 --> 00:45:07,729 and now I've got 18 hours to go till my next shot 718 00:45:07,838 --> 00:45:11,467 and a sweat on my back like a layer of frost. 719 00:45:11,575 --> 00:45:15,477 I need to visit the Mother Superior for one hit. 720 00:45:15,579 --> 00:45:21,518 One fucking hit to get us over this long, hard day. 721 00:45:24,755 --> 00:45:26,347 What's on the menu this evening, sir? 722 00:45:26,457 --> 00:45:29,290 - Your favorite dish. - Excellent. 723 00:45:29,393 --> 00:45:31,953 - Usual table, sir? - Oh, why, thank you. 724 00:45:32,062 --> 00:45:35,259 Would sir care to pay for his bill in advance? 725 00:45:35,365 --> 00:45:36,957 No, stick it on my tab. 726 00:45:37,067 --> 00:45:38,261 Regret to inform, sir, 727 00:45:38,368 --> 00:45:41,462 credit limit was reached and breached quite some time ago. 728 00:45:41,572 --> 00:45:43,904 Oh, well, in that case. 729 00:45:44,374 --> 00:45:46,569 Hard currency! That'll do nicely. 730 00:45:46,677 --> 00:45:50,078 Can't be too careful when we're dealing with your type, can we? 731 00:45:51,181 --> 00:45:54,116 Would sir care for a starter? Some garlic bread perhaps? 732 00:45:54,218 --> 00:45:56,550 No, thank you. I'll proceed directly 733 00:45:56,653 --> 00:45:59,588 to the intravenous injection of hard drugs, please. 734 00:46:00,190 --> 00:46:01,919 As you wish, sir. 735 00:46:02,025 --> 00:46:04,425 As you wish. 736 00:46:50,007 --> 00:46:53,943 Just a perfect day 737 00:46:54,044 --> 00:46:58,538 Drink sangria in the park 738 00:46:58,649 --> 00:47:00,810 And then later 739 00:47:00,918 --> 00:47:04,046 Perhaps sir would like me to call for a taxi? 740 00:47:10,093 --> 00:47:13,859 Just a perfect day 741 00:47:13,964 --> 00:47:18,230 Feed animals in the zoo 742 00:47:19,236 --> 00:47:26,039 Then later a movie, too, and then home 743 00:47:27,911 --> 00:47:33,349 Oh, it's such a perfect day 744 00:47:33,450 --> 00:47:36,977 I'm glad I spent it with you 745 00:47:39,389 --> 00:47:41,914 Oh, such a perfect day 746 00:47:42,025 --> 00:47:47,019 You just keep me hanging on 747 00:47:47,130 --> 00:47:52,693 You just keep me hanging on 748 00:47:56,773 --> 00:48:00,766 Just a perfect day 749 00:48:01,612 --> 00:48:05,742 Problems all left alone 750 00:48:06,783 --> 00:48:09,547 Weekenders on our own 751 00:48:09,653 --> 00:48:13,487 It's such fun 752 00:48:17,094 --> 00:48:20,996 Just a perfect day 753 00:48:21,531 --> 00:48:25,399 You made me forget myself 754 00:48:26,436 --> 00:48:29,894 I thought I was someone else 755 00:48:30,007 --> 00:48:32,305 Someone good 756 00:48:35,012 --> 00:48:39,949 Oh, it's such a perfect day 757 00:48:40,050 --> 00:48:46,011 I'm glad I spent it with you 758 00:48:46,123 --> 00:48:49,251 Oh, such a perfect day 759 00:48:49,359 --> 00:48:53,989 You just keep me hanging on 760 00:48:54,097 --> 00:49:00,093 You just keep me hanging on 761 00:49:13,984 --> 00:49:16,214 Open your eyes! Wake up! 762 00:49:16,320 --> 00:49:17,947 Come on, wake up! 763 00:49:18,055 --> 00:49:21,491 Just what you sow 764 00:49:24,962 --> 00:49:32,733 You're going to reap just what you sow 765 00:49:34,972 --> 00:49:41,775 You're going to reap just what you sow 766 00:49:44,982 --> 00:49:51,854 You're going to reap just what you sow 767 00:50:48,673 --> 00:50:50,368 I don't feel the sickness yet, 768 00:50:50,475 --> 00:50:52,909 but it's in the post, that's for sure. 769 00:50:53,778 --> 00:50:56,303 I'm in the junky limbo at the moment. 770 00:50:56,414 --> 00:51:00,578 Too ill to sleep, too tired to stay awake. 771 00:51:00,685 --> 00:51:03,677 But the sickness is on its way. 772 00:51:03,788 --> 00:51:07,986 Sweat, chills, nausea, pain, and craving. 773 00:51:08,092 --> 00:51:09,753 Need like nothing else I've ever known 774 00:51:09,861 --> 00:51:11,761 will soon take hold of me. 775 00:51:11,863 --> 00:51:13,922 It's on its way. 776 00:51:20,104 --> 00:51:21,765 Oh, you've got green eyes 777 00:51:21,873 --> 00:51:23,704 Oh, you've got blue eyes 778 00:51:23,808 --> 00:51:26,276 Oh, you've got gray eyes 779 00:51:26,377 --> 00:51:29,938 And I've never seen anyone 780 00:51:30,048 --> 00:51:32,312 Quite like you before 781 00:51:33,084 --> 00:51:36,417 No, I've never met anyone 782 00:51:36,521 --> 00:51:38,421 Quite like you before 783 00:51:54,772 --> 00:51:57,639 We'll help you, son. 784 00:51:57,742 --> 00:52:00,677 You'll stay here with us till you get better. 785 00:52:00,778 --> 00:52:02,939 We're gonna beat this together. 786 00:52:03,047 --> 00:52:05,845 Maybe I should go back to the clinic. 787 00:52:05,950 --> 00:52:06,939 No. 788 00:52:07,051 --> 00:52:10,282 No clinics, no methadone. 789 00:52:10,388 --> 00:52:13,516 That only made you worse. You said so yourself. 790 00:52:14,659 --> 00:52:19,528 You lied to us, son, your own mother and father. 791 00:52:19,630 --> 00:52:22,622 - You could bring us jellies. - No! 792 00:52:22,734 --> 00:52:24,395 You're worse coming off that than heroin. 793 00:52:24,502 --> 00:52:26,970 - Nothing at all. - It's a clean break this time. 794 00:52:27,071 --> 00:52:29,505 You're staying here where we can keep an eye on you. 795 00:52:29,607 --> 00:52:31,234 I appreciate what you're trying to do. 796 00:52:31,342 --> 00:52:33,833 But I just need one more score. 797 00:52:33,945 --> 00:52:37,039 Just bring me one more hit. 798 00:52:37,148 --> 00:52:40,140 I need one more fucking hit! 799 00:52:41,452 --> 00:52:43,352 You fuck! 800 00:52:45,923 --> 00:52:47,788 Hit. 801 00:52:47,892 --> 00:52:49,621 Hit. 802 00:53:01,839 --> 00:53:07,072 Well, this is a good fucking laugh, ain't it? 803 00:53:07,178 --> 00:53:09,646 You sweat that shite out of your system, 804 00:53:09,747 --> 00:53:12,375 'cause if I come back and it's still here, 805 00:53:12,483 --> 00:53:15,577 I'll fucking kick it out. 806 00:53:15,686 --> 00:53:17,347 Okay. 807 00:53:26,297 --> 00:53:27,730 God. 808 00:53:43,581 --> 00:53:45,208 Question number one. 809 00:53:45,316 --> 00:53:48,410 The human immunodeficiency virus is a... 810 00:53:48,519 --> 00:53:50,043 Retrovirus? 811 00:53:50,154 --> 00:53:52,645 Retrovirus is the right answer! 812 00:54:02,233 --> 00:54:05,498 It's a mug's game, Mrs. Renton. 813 00:54:05,603 --> 00:54:08,470 I mean, I'm not saying I was blameless myself. 814 00:54:08,573 --> 00:54:11,098 But there comes a time 815 00:54:11,209 --> 00:54:13,200 when you have to turn your back on that nonsense 816 00:54:13,311 --> 00:54:15,404 and just say no. 817 00:54:19,717 --> 00:54:21,947 Just say no. 818 00:54:22,053 --> 00:54:24,886 She's gone! She's gone! 819 00:54:36,434 --> 00:54:37,901 Fuck. 820 00:54:53,251 --> 00:54:54,809 Question number two. 821 00:54:54,919 --> 00:54:59,356 H.I.V. Binds to which receptor on the host lymphocyte? 822 00:54:59,457 --> 00:55:01,652 Which receptor is that? 823 00:55:01,759 --> 00:55:05,195 I'm gonna try, I'm gonna try 824 00:55:05,296 --> 00:55:08,390 I'm gonna try, I'm gonna try 825 00:55:08,499 --> 00:55:09,693 CD4. 826 00:55:09,800 --> 00:55:12,667 CD4 is the right answer! 827 00:55:16,240 --> 00:55:18,708 Better than sex, Rents. 828 00:55:18,809 --> 00:55:21,277 Better than sex. 829 00:55:21,379 --> 00:55:23,609 The ultimate hit. 830 00:55:24,382 --> 00:55:27,647 I'm a fucking adult. I can find out for myself. 831 00:55:28,653 --> 00:55:31,520 Well, I'm finding out, all right. 832 00:55:36,961 --> 00:55:38,986 Tommy. 833 00:55:40,831 --> 00:55:42,423 No! 834 00:55:42,533 --> 00:55:44,160 Stop it. Fucking stop it. 835 00:55:44,268 --> 00:55:45,496 Stop it. Stop it. 836 00:55:45,603 --> 00:55:49,232 Is he guilty or not guilty? 837 00:55:52,643 --> 00:55:54,543 He's our son. 838 00:56:00,985 --> 00:56:01,952 Don't! 839 00:56:02,053 --> 00:56:02,951 Don't! 840 00:56:03,054 --> 00:56:05,921 Don't! 841 00:56:06,023 --> 00:56:08,116 Stop! 842 00:56:09,060 --> 00:56:11,119 Oh, my God! 843 00:56:12,830 --> 00:56:14,263 Stop! 844 00:56:20,504 --> 00:56:23,405 Mark. 845 00:56:23,507 --> 00:56:24,633 Mark. 846 00:56:25,576 --> 00:56:27,168 Mark. 847 00:56:30,414 --> 00:56:32,780 There's something you need to do. 848 00:56:52,770 --> 00:56:53,566 Ow! 849 00:57:01,879 --> 00:57:04,279 Come alive, 35. 850 00:57:04,382 --> 00:57:07,249 Lots of tricks, 66. 851 00:57:08,119 --> 00:57:11,247 Mark, you've got a house! 852 00:57:11,355 --> 00:57:13,823 House! House! 853 00:57:13,924 --> 00:57:16,392 For goodness sake, Mark. 854 00:57:16,994 --> 00:57:19,895 It seems I really am the luckiest guy in the world. 855 00:57:19,997 --> 00:57:22,363 Several years of addiction in the middle of an epidemic, 856 00:57:22,466 --> 00:57:24,730 surrounded by the living dead. 857 00:57:24,835 --> 00:57:27,463 But not me. I'm negative. 858 00:57:27,571 --> 00:57:29,198 It's official. 859 00:57:30,074 --> 00:57:33,066 Once the pain goes away, the real battle starts. 860 00:57:33,177 --> 00:57:35,077 Depression. Boredom. 861 00:57:35,179 --> 00:57:38,546 You feel so fucking low, you'll want to fucking top yourself. 862 00:57:41,686 --> 00:57:43,551 Tommy! 863 00:57:43,654 --> 00:57:45,019 Tommy! 864 00:57:49,126 --> 00:57:51,686 Tommy, it's Mark, man. 865 00:57:59,804 --> 00:58:01,704 Renton. 866 00:58:24,161 --> 00:58:25,594 Getting out much, Tommy? 867 00:58:25,696 --> 00:58:27,288 No. 868 00:58:30,901 --> 00:58:32,869 Following the game at all? 869 00:58:32,970 --> 00:58:34,767 No. 870 00:58:36,307 --> 00:58:38,639 Nah, me neither, really. 871 00:58:48,953 --> 00:58:51,114 You take the test? 872 00:58:52,690 --> 00:58:54,555 Aye. 873 00:58:56,360 --> 00:58:58,328 Clear? 874 00:58:59,063 --> 00:59:00,553 Aye. 875 00:59:02,466 --> 00:59:04,627 That's nice. 876 00:59:07,104 --> 00:59:09,470 I'm sorry, Tommy. 877 00:59:11,776 --> 00:59:13,641 Got any gear on you? 878 00:59:14,812 --> 00:59:16,837 No, I'm clean, man. 879 00:59:17,782 --> 00:59:21,809 Well, sub us, then, mate. 880 00:59:22,953 --> 00:59:24,750 I'm expecting a rent check. 881 00:59:39,236 --> 00:59:40,760 Thanks, Mark. 882 00:59:41,372 --> 00:59:43,340 No bother. 883 00:59:47,244 --> 00:59:50,077 No bother, none at all. 884 00:59:50,181 --> 00:59:51,671 Not for me, anyway. 885 00:59:51,782 --> 00:59:53,750 It's easy to be philosophical 886 00:59:53,851 --> 00:59:56,911 when it's some other poor cunt with shite for blood. 887 01:00:04,728 --> 01:00:06,423 What do you want? 888 01:00:06,530 --> 01:00:08,361 - Are you clean? - Yes. 889 01:00:08,466 --> 01:00:10,127 Is that a promise, then? 890 01:00:10,234 --> 01:00:11,633 Yes, it is. 891 01:00:11,735 --> 01:00:14,704 Calm down. I'm only asking. 892 01:00:18,175 --> 01:00:21,042 - Is that hash I can smell? - No. 893 01:00:21,145 --> 01:00:22,806 I wouldn't mind a bit, if it is. 894 01:00:22,913 --> 01:00:25,347 - Well, it isn't. - It smells like it. 895 01:00:25,449 --> 01:00:29,215 - You're too young. - I'm too young for what? 896 01:00:37,361 --> 01:00:39,625 You're not getting any younger, Mark. 897 01:00:39,730 --> 01:00:42,358 The world's changing. Music's changing. 898 01:00:42,466 --> 01:00:44,024 Even drugs are changing. 899 01:00:44,134 --> 01:00:45,567 You can't stay in here all day 900 01:00:45,669 --> 01:00:48,729 dreaming about heroin and Ziggy Pop. 901 01:00:48,839 --> 01:00:50,534 It's Iggy Pop. 902 01:00:50,641 --> 01:00:53,201 Whatever. I mean, the guy's dead anyway. 903 01:00:53,310 --> 01:00:56,336 Iggy Pop is not dead. He toured last year. 904 01:00:56,447 --> 01:01:00,042 The point is, you've got to find something new. 905 01:01:02,119 --> 01:01:05,782 She was right. I had to find something new. 906 01:01:05,890 --> 01:01:08,450 There was only one thing for it. 907 01:01:12,696 --> 01:01:16,689 So find the feeling 908 01:01:19,770 --> 01:01:23,900 So find the feeling 909 01:01:26,977 --> 01:01:30,936 So find the feeling 910 01:01:34,885 --> 01:01:37,285 Boom, diggy diggy diggy, boom, diggy bang 911 01:01:51,168 --> 01:01:52,760 Lifestyle Leasing Agency. 912 01:01:52,870 --> 01:01:55,737 Oh, yes, it's a beautifully converted Victorian townhouse. 913 01:01:55,839 --> 01:01:57,636 Ideally located in a quiet road, 914 01:01:57,741 --> 01:02:00,073 near to the local shops and transport. 915 01:02:00,177 --> 01:02:03,146 This one's two bedrooms and a kitchen/diner. 916 01:02:03,247 --> 01:02:05,841 Fully fitted in excellent decorative order. 917 01:02:05,950 --> 01:02:08,282 Lots of storage space, and all mod cons. 918 01:02:08,385 --> 01:02:11,980 And it's going at £320 a week. 919 01:02:19,063 --> 01:02:22,226 I settled in not too badly and kept myself to myself. 920 01:02:22,333 --> 01:02:23,960 Sometimes, I thought about the guys, 921 01:02:24,068 --> 01:02:26,195 but mainly I didn't miss them at all. 922 01:02:26,303 --> 01:02:27,861 After all, this was Boomtown, 923 01:02:27,972 --> 01:02:31,669 where any fool could make cash from chaos and plenty did. 924 01:02:31,775 --> 01:02:35,541 I've got a beautifully converted Victorian townhouse. 925 01:02:35,646 --> 01:02:37,307 I quite enjoyed the sound of it all. 926 01:02:37,414 --> 01:02:40,941 Profit, loss, margins, takeovers, lending, letting, 927 01:02:41,051 --> 01:02:42,484 subletting, subdividing, 928 01:02:42,586 --> 01:02:45,248 cheating, scamming, fragmenting, breaking away. 929 01:02:45,356 --> 01:02:47,153 Who's got the keys to Telegraph Road? 930 01:02:47,257 --> 01:02:49,452 There was no such thing as society, and even if there was, 931 01:02:49,560 --> 01:02:52,620 I most certainly had nothing to do with it. 932 01:02:52,730 --> 01:02:56,530 For the first time in my adult life, I was almost content. 933 01:02:57,768 --> 01:02:58,962 "Dear Mark... 934 01:02:59,069 --> 01:03:01,833 I'm glad you've found a job and somewhere to live. 935 01:03:01,939 --> 01:03:03,668 School is fine at the moment. 936 01:03:03,774 --> 01:03:06,538 I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking. 937 01:03:06,644 --> 01:03:09,807 Your friend Sick Boy asked me last week to work for him, 938 01:03:09,913 --> 01:03:11,847 but I told him where to go. 939 01:03:11,949 --> 01:03:14,281 I met Spud, who sends his regards, 940 01:03:14,385 --> 01:03:16,717 or at least I think that's what he said. " 941 01:03:19,990 --> 01:03:21,821 "No one has seen Tommy for ages. 942 01:03:21,925 --> 01:03:25,952 And finally, Francis Begbie has been on television a lot, 943 01:03:26,063 --> 01:03:27,325 as he is wanted by the police 944 01:03:27,431 --> 01:03:29,126 in connection with an armed robbery 945 01:03:29,233 --> 01:03:30,860 in a jeweler's in Corstorphine. 946 01:03:30,968 --> 01:03:33,960 Take care. Yours with love, Diane. " 947 01:03:41,378 --> 01:03:43,437 "Francis Begbie. " 948 01:03:47,918 --> 01:03:49,408 Oh, no. 949 01:03:49,520 --> 01:03:52,546 Armed robbery? With a replica? 950 01:03:52,656 --> 01:03:55,523 I mean, how can it be armed robbery with a fucking replica? 951 01:03:55,626 --> 01:03:58,026 Fucking scandal. 952 01:03:58,328 --> 01:04:01,320 And the gear. Look. 953 01:04:03,167 --> 01:04:06,728 Supposed to be solid silver. It's fucking garbage. 954 01:04:06,837 --> 01:04:09,704 There's couples investing all their hopes in that stuff. 955 01:04:09,807 --> 01:04:12,207 - It's a scandal, Franco. - Too fucking right it is. 956 01:04:12,309 --> 01:04:14,539 And I don't want any pot noodles, by the way. 957 01:04:14,645 --> 01:04:16,670 I'm fucking Lee Marvin. 958 01:04:25,055 --> 01:04:26,420 Hey, Rents. 959 01:04:26,523 --> 01:04:29,959 Begbie settled in in no time at all. 960 01:04:30,060 --> 01:04:32,756 I've got no fucking cigarettes. 961 01:04:38,168 --> 01:04:40,568 We didn't have nowhere to live 962 01:04:40,671 --> 01:04:43,401 All right. 963 01:04:43,507 --> 01:04:47,705 Till someone said, "I know this place off Burditt Road" 964 01:04:47,811 --> 01:04:50,439 It was on the 15th floor 965 01:04:50,547 --> 01:04:53,243 It had a board across the door 966 01:04:53,350 --> 01:04:57,753 It took an hour to pry it off and get inside 967 01:04:57,855 --> 01:05:00,255 It smelt as if someone had died 968 01:05:00,357 --> 01:05:02,450 The living room was full of flies 969 01:05:02,559 --> 01:05:03,856 The kitchen sink was blocked 970 01:05:03,961 --> 01:05:04,928 It's me. 971 01:05:05,028 --> 01:05:07,792 The bathroom sink not there at all 972 01:05:07,898 --> 01:05:08,956 Franks! 973 01:05:09,066 --> 01:05:10,795 A mess all right 974 01:05:10,901 --> 01:05:15,133 Yes, it's Mile End 975 01:05:15,239 --> 01:05:18,504 Yeah, the guy's a psycho, but it's true. 976 01:05:18,609 --> 01:05:20,201 He's a mate also. What can you do? 977 01:05:20,310 --> 01:05:22,642 And now we're living in the sky 978 01:05:22,746 --> 01:05:25,772 I'd never thought I'd live so high 979 01:05:25,883 --> 01:05:29,580 Just like heaven if it didn't look like hell 980 01:05:29,686 --> 01:05:32,246 The lift is always full of piss 981 01:05:32,356 --> 01:05:34,824 The fifth-floor landing smells of fish 982 01:05:34,925 --> 01:05:39,589 Not just on Friday, every single other day 983 01:05:39,696 --> 01:05:41,129 Hey. 984 01:05:41,231 --> 01:05:44,064 Pop into bookie's and put a line on for us. 985 01:05:44,168 --> 01:05:46,136 Can you not go yourself? 986 01:05:46,470 --> 01:05:48,461 Well, seeing as how I'm a fugitive from the law, 987 01:05:48,572 --> 01:05:51,439 and I can't even walk the fucking streets, you go. 988 01:05:52,242 --> 01:05:53,903 Here. 989 01:05:55,145 --> 01:05:57,477 Doncaster. 4:40. 990 01:05:57,581 --> 01:06:00,516 £5 you win. Bad Boy. 991 01:06:09,059 --> 01:06:12,551 Buy some fucking beer. I'm out. 992 01:06:18,468 --> 01:06:19,730 Come on, Bad Boy! 993 01:06:19,837 --> 01:06:21,361 Come on, son! Come on, son! 994 01:06:21,471 --> 01:06:22,733 Come on! Come on! 995 01:06:22,840 --> 01:06:27,277 Yeah! 996 01:06:27,377 --> 01:06:31,473 Yeah! 997 01:06:31,582 --> 01:06:35,177 Bad Boy! 998 01:06:35,285 --> 01:06:37,480 Came in at 16 to 1. 999 01:06:37,588 --> 01:06:40,315 And with the winnings, we went out to celebrate. 1000 01:07:09,953 --> 01:07:12,615 Diane was right. The world is changing. 1001 01:07:12,723 --> 01:07:14,918 Music is changing. Drugs are changing. 1002 01:07:15,025 --> 01:07:16,959 Even men and women are changing. 1003 01:07:17,060 --> 01:07:18,493 1, 000 years from now, 1004 01:07:18,595 --> 01:07:20,961 there'll be no guys and no girls, just wankers. 1005 01:07:21,064 --> 01:07:21,826 Sounds great to me. 1006 01:07:27,371 --> 01:07:30,169 It's just a pity no one told Begbie. 1007 01:07:46,823 --> 01:07:49,291 Fuck! Fuck! 1008 01:07:49,393 --> 01:07:51,793 You see, if you ask me, we're heterosexual by default, 1009 01:07:51,895 --> 01:07:53,157 not by decision. 1010 01:07:53,263 --> 01:07:55,891 It's just a question of who you fancy. 1011 01:07:55,999 --> 01:07:57,296 It's all about aesthetics, 1012 01:07:57,401 --> 01:07:59,596 and it's fuck-all to do with morality. 1013 01:07:59,703 --> 01:08:01,295 Fuck! 1014 01:08:02,940 --> 01:08:05,238 But you try telling Begbie that. 1015 01:08:05,342 --> 01:08:07,810 Look, I'm not a fucking bufty. 1016 01:08:07,911 --> 01:08:10,505 Let's face it. It could have been wonderful. 1017 01:08:13,917 --> 01:08:16,977 Fucking listen to me, you piece of junkie shit. 1018 01:08:17,087 --> 01:08:18,679 A joke's a fucking joke. 1019 01:08:18,789 --> 01:08:21,917 You mention that again, and I'll cut you up. 1020 01:08:22,025 --> 01:08:24,220 You understand? 1021 01:08:29,700 --> 01:08:30,792 Since I last saw him, 1022 01:08:30,901 --> 01:08:33,961 Sick Boy had reinvented himself as a pimp and a pusher 1023 01:08:34,071 --> 01:08:36,562 and was here, he said, to mix business and pleasure, 1024 01:08:36,673 --> 01:08:39,938 setting up "contacts," as he constantly informed me, 1025 01:08:40,043 --> 01:08:43,911 for the great scag deal that was going to make him rich. 1026 01:08:49,753 --> 01:08:51,448 Good chips. 1027 01:08:52,322 --> 01:08:55,052 I can't believe you did that. 1028 01:08:57,461 --> 01:08:59,622 I got a good price for it. 1029 01:08:59,730 --> 01:09:01,288 Rents, I need the money. 1030 01:09:01,398 --> 01:09:03,992 It was my fucking telly! 1031 01:09:04,101 --> 01:09:06,763 Well, if I'd known you were going to get so humpty, 1032 01:09:06,870 --> 01:09:08,929 I wouldn't have bothered. 1033 01:09:11,341 --> 01:09:13,741 Fucking rented, anyway. 1034 01:09:14,578 --> 01:09:16,443 You going to eat that? 1035 01:09:21,952 --> 01:09:24,011 Have you got a passport? 1036 01:09:24,121 --> 01:09:25,645 Why? 1037 01:09:25,756 --> 01:09:27,519 I met this bloke. 1038 01:09:27,624 --> 01:09:29,649 Runs a hotel, a brothel. 1039 01:09:29,760 --> 01:09:31,728 Loads of contacts. 1040 01:09:31,828 --> 01:09:32,954 Does a nice sideline 1041 01:09:33,063 --> 01:09:35,657 in punting British passports to foreigners. 1042 01:09:35,766 --> 01:09:37,495 Get you a good price. 1043 01:09:37,601 --> 01:09:40,536 And why would I want to sell my passport? 1044 01:09:44,674 --> 01:09:46,471 It was just an idea. 1045 01:09:47,744 --> 01:09:49,735 I had to get rid of them. 1046 01:09:49,846 --> 01:09:53,145 Sick Boy didn't do his drug deal, and he didn't get rich. 1047 01:09:53,250 --> 01:09:55,514 Instead, he and Begbie hung around my bed-sit 1048 01:09:55,619 --> 01:09:57,109 looking for things to steal. 1049 01:09:57,220 --> 01:10:00,883 I decided to put them in the worst place in the world. 1050 01:10:04,327 --> 01:10:08,525 Sandman goes, two in tow 1051 01:10:08,632 --> 01:10:10,623 Wet and dumb 1052 01:10:15,338 --> 01:10:18,774 Coming down again 1053 01:10:27,417 --> 01:10:29,317 They weren't paying any rent, 1054 01:10:29,419 --> 01:10:32,081 so when my boss found two suckers who would, 1055 01:10:32,189 --> 01:10:35,158 Sick Boy and Begbie were bound to feel threatened. 1056 01:10:35,258 --> 01:10:38,819 Yep, lots of storage. All mod cons. 1057 01:10:38,929 --> 01:10:41,090 320 quid a week. 1058 01:10:42,766 --> 01:10:44,324 - Aah! - Aah! 1059 01:10:44,434 --> 01:10:45,799 And that was that. 1060 01:10:46,603 --> 01:10:49,299 But by then we had another reason to go back. 1061 01:10:49,406 --> 01:10:50,668 Tommy. 1062 01:10:50,774 --> 01:10:52,799 Tommy knew he'd got the virus, like, 1063 01:10:52,909 --> 01:10:55,673 but he never knew he'd gone full-blown. 1064 01:10:55,779 --> 01:10:57,838 What was it, pneumonia or cancer? 1065 01:10:57,948 --> 01:11:00,439 No, toxoplasmosis. 1066 01:11:00,550 --> 01:11:02,450 Sort of like a stroke. 1067 01:11:02,552 --> 01:11:04,042 How's that? 1068 01:11:04,821 --> 01:11:07,381 He wanted to see Lizzy again. 1069 01:11:07,991 --> 01:11:10,050 She wouldn't let him near the house. 1070 01:11:10,160 --> 01:11:13,789 So he bought her a present, brought her this kitten. 1071 01:11:13,897 --> 01:11:15,797 I bet Lizzy told him where to stick it. 1072 01:11:15,899 --> 01:11:18,959 Exactly. "I'm not wanting that cat," she says. 1073 01:11:19,069 --> 01:11:20,366 Get the fuck, right. 1074 01:11:20,470 --> 01:11:23,803 So there's Tommy stuck with this kitten. 1075 01:11:23,907 --> 01:11:25,033 You can imagine what happened. 1076 01:11:25,142 --> 01:11:27,610 To those of us gathered here today, 1077 01:11:27,711 --> 01:11:31,909 Thomas McKenzie filled a number of different roles in our lives. 1078 01:11:32,015 --> 01:11:33,573 What? - Thomas was a son. 1079 01:11:33,683 --> 01:11:35,241 The thing was neglected. 1080 01:11:35,352 --> 01:11:37,650 Pissing and shitting all over the place. 1081 01:11:37,754 --> 01:11:38,812 Tommy's lying about, 1082 01:11:38,922 --> 01:11:42,323 fucked out of his eyeballs on smack or downers. 1083 01:11:42,425 --> 01:11:45,861 He never knew you could get toxoplasmosis from cat shit. 1084 01:11:46,930 --> 01:11:50,730 A loving man with a great lust for life. 1085 01:11:51,568 --> 01:11:53,160 Neither did I. What is it? 1086 01:11:53,270 --> 01:11:55,431 Fucking horrible. 1087 01:11:55,539 --> 01:11:57,404 It's like an abscess in your brain. 1088 01:11:57,507 --> 01:11:59,338 Fucking hell. 1089 01:11:59,442 --> 01:12:00,568 Then what happened? 1090 01:12:00,677 --> 01:12:03,271 He starts getting these headaches, 1091 01:12:03,380 --> 01:12:06,611 so he just uses more smack, you know, for the pain, like. 1092 01:12:06,716 --> 01:12:08,775 And then he has a stroke. 1093 01:12:08,885 --> 01:12:12,719 A fucking stroke. Just like that. 1094 01:12:12,822 --> 01:12:15,814 Gets home from the hospital and dies three weeks later. 1095 01:12:17,060 --> 01:12:18,391 He'd been dead for ages 1096 01:12:18,495 --> 01:12:20,622 before the neighbors complained about the smell 1097 01:12:20,730 --> 01:12:23,631 and got the police to break down the door. 1098 01:12:23,733 --> 01:12:26,065 Tommy was lying facedown in a pool of vomit. 1099 01:12:26,169 --> 01:12:27,796 He has gone from us, 1100 01:12:27,904 --> 01:12:31,305 but we have many things to remember him by. 1101 01:12:31,408 --> 01:12:32,397 The kitten was fine. 1102 01:12:32,509 --> 01:12:35,740 Would you all please rise now for the committal? 1103 01:12:39,082 --> 01:12:44,145 Did you think I would leave you crying 1104 01:12:44,254 --> 01:12:48,691 When there's room on my horse for two? 1105 01:12:49,859 --> 01:12:54,489 Climb up here, Tommy, don't be dying 1106 01:12:54,598 --> 01:12:59,001 I can go just as fast with two 1107 01:12:59,102 --> 01:13:03,937 When we grow up, we'll both be soldiers 1108 01:13:04,040 --> 01:13:08,773 And our horses will not be toys 1109 01:13:08,878 --> 01:13:13,872 And I wonder if we'll remember 1110 01:13:13,984 --> 01:13:18,478 When we were two little boys 1111 01:13:21,258 --> 01:13:23,385 - Tommy. - Tommy. 1112 01:13:27,897 --> 01:13:29,865 Did you tell him yet? 1113 01:13:30,900 --> 01:13:31,958 On you go. 1114 01:13:32,068 --> 01:13:33,558 What? 1115 01:13:33,670 --> 01:13:35,297 There's this mate of Swanney's. 1116 01:13:35,405 --> 01:13:37,134 You know the guy. Mikey Forrester. 1117 01:13:37,240 --> 01:13:38,468 Aye. 1118 01:13:38,942 --> 01:13:44,312 Well, he's come into some gear. 1119 01:13:44,414 --> 01:13:45,403 A lot of gear. 1120 01:13:45,515 --> 01:13:46,948 How much gear? 1121 01:13:48,752 --> 01:13:53,917 About two kilos, so he tells me. 1122 01:13:54,024 --> 01:13:57,152 He got drunk in a pub down by the docks last week, 1123 01:13:57,260 --> 01:13:59,751 where he met two Russian sailors. 1124 01:13:59,863 --> 01:14:02,423 They're fucking carrying this stuff for sale, 1125 01:14:02,532 --> 01:14:03,931 there and then, like. 1126 01:14:04,034 --> 01:14:07,435 So he wakes up the next morning, 1127 01:14:07,537 --> 01:14:11,268 realizes what he's done, gets very fucking nervous. 1128 01:14:11,374 --> 01:14:12,966 He wants rid of this, right? 1129 01:14:13,076 --> 01:14:14,043 So? 1130 01:14:14,144 --> 01:14:17,944 So he met me, and I offered to take it off his hands 1131 01:14:18,048 --> 01:14:20,710 at a very reasonable price, with the intention 1132 01:14:20,817 --> 01:14:23,377 of punting it on myself to a guy I know in London. 1133 01:14:23,486 --> 01:14:24,282 Ho ho-ho-ho! 1134 01:14:24,387 --> 01:14:26,378 We've just come back from Tommy's funeral, 1135 01:14:26,489 --> 01:14:28,957 and you're talking about a scag deal? 1136 01:14:30,560 --> 01:14:31,959 Aye. 1137 01:14:35,732 --> 01:14:37,563 What was your price? 1138 01:14:37,667 --> 01:14:39,658 - Four grand. - You haven't got four grand? 1139 01:14:39,769 --> 01:14:41,396 We're £2,000 short. 1140 01:14:41,504 --> 01:14:43,734 Well, that's tough. 1141 01:14:43,840 --> 01:14:47,742 Look, every cunt knows you've been saving up down in London. 1142 01:14:47,844 --> 01:14:49,971 I'm sorry. I do not have two grand. 1143 01:14:51,081 --> 01:14:53,015 Aye, you fucking do. 1144 01:14:54,517 --> 01:14:56,246 I've seen your bank statement. 1145 01:14:56,353 --> 01:14:58,651 For fuck's sake. 1146 01:14:58,755 --> 01:15:03,158 £2, 133. 1147 01:15:03,259 --> 01:15:06,524 Two kilos. What is that, 10 years? 1148 01:15:06,629 --> 01:15:08,358 Mikey Forrester? Russian sailors? 1149 01:15:08,465 --> 01:15:10,558 What the fuck are you boys on, eh? 1150 01:15:10,667 --> 01:15:12,362 Spud, you've already been to jail. 1151 01:15:12,469 --> 01:15:14,937 What's the deal? You like it so much you want to go back? 1152 01:15:15,038 --> 01:15:17,438 I just want the money, Mark. 1153 01:15:17,540 --> 01:15:19,440 If everybody keeps their mouth shut, 1154 01:15:19,542 --> 01:15:22,102 there'll be no cunt going to jail. 1155 01:15:26,649 --> 01:15:28,378 There were a lot of possibilities running 1156 01:15:28,485 --> 01:15:31,113 through my mind about what might happen in London. 1157 01:15:31,221 --> 01:15:34,452 Things I didn't want to talk to anyone about, 1158 01:15:34,557 --> 01:15:37,617 ideas best kept to myself. 1159 01:15:37,727 --> 01:15:39,786 No one told me when we bought the scag, 1160 01:15:39,896 --> 01:15:42,660 some lucky punter would have to try it out. 1161 01:15:46,836 --> 01:15:48,463 Begbie didn't trust Spud. 1162 01:15:48,571 --> 01:15:50,971 Sick Boy was too careful these days. 1163 01:15:51,074 --> 01:15:54,237 So I rolled up my sleeve, I spiked my vein, 1164 01:15:54,344 --> 01:15:56,073 and I did what had to be done. 1165 01:15:59,849 --> 01:16:01,749 It's good. 1166 01:16:01,851 --> 01:16:04,945 Oh, it's really fucking good. 1167 01:16:05,688 --> 01:16:08,987 Mmm. Ohh. 1168 01:16:09,092 --> 01:16:11,583 Yeah, that hit was good. 1169 01:16:11,694 --> 01:16:14,595 I promised myself another one before I got to London. 1170 01:16:14,697 --> 01:16:18,098 Just the one like. For old time's sake. 1171 01:16:18,201 --> 01:16:20,931 Just to piss Begbie off. 1172 01:16:21,037 --> 01:16:22,766 This was his nightmare. 1173 01:16:22,872 --> 01:16:25,602 The dodgiest scam in a lifetime of dodgy scams 1174 01:16:25,708 --> 01:16:27,608 being perpetrated with three of the most useless 1175 01:16:27,710 --> 01:16:31,271 and unreliable fuck-ups in town. 1176 01:16:31,381 --> 01:16:32,939 I knew what was going on in his mind. 1177 01:16:33,049 --> 01:16:35,540 Any trouble in London, and he would dump us immediately. 1178 01:16:35,652 --> 01:16:36,619 One way or another. 1179 01:16:36,719 --> 01:16:38,118 He had to. 1180 01:16:38,221 --> 01:16:40,451 If he got caught with a bagful of scag, 1181 01:16:40,557 --> 01:16:42,047 on top of that armed-robbery shit, 1182 01:16:42,158 --> 01:16:44,752 he was going down for 15 to 20. 1183 01:16:45,161 --> 01:16:47,026 Begbie was hard, but not so hard 1184 01:16:47,130 --> 01:16:50,099 that he didn't shite it off 20 years in Sultan. 1185 01:16:57,407 --> 01:16:59,967 This was to be my final hit. 1186 01:17:00,076 --> 01:17:01,907 But let's be clear about this. 1187 01:17:02,011 --> 01:17:05,071 There's final hits and final hits. 1188 01:17:05,181 --> 01:17:07,149 What kind was this to be? 1189 01:17:12,222 --> 01:17:14,019 Did you bring the cards? 1190 01:17:14,290 --> 01:17:15,621 - What? - The cards. 1191 01:17:15,725 --> 01:17:18,285 The last thing I told you was to mind the cards. 1192 01:17:18,394 --> 01:17:20,521 Well, I've not brought them. 1193 01:17:22,499 --> 01:17:24,865 Fucking boring after a while without the cards. 1194 01:17:24,968 --> 01:17:27,095 I'm sorry. 1195 01:17:27,203 --> 01:17:29,398 - Bit fucking late. - Why didn't you bring them? 1196 01:17:29,506 --> 01:17:33,237 'Cause I fucking told you to bring them, you doss cunt! 1197 01:17:34,043 --> 01:17:35,237 Christ. 1198 01:18:22,659 --> 01:18:24,251 These are your friends, right? 1199 01:18:24,360 --> 01:18:27,420 These are the guys I told you about. 1200 01:18:27,530 --> 01:18:29,930 - Well, is he here? - Yeah, he's here. 1201 01:18:30,033 --> 01:18:31,933 You didn't get followed, did you? 1202 01:18:32,035 --> 01:18:34,094 We didn't get followed. 1203 01:18:34,203 --> 01:18:35,568 Okay. 1204 01:18:52,589 --> 01:18:53,783 All right. 1205 01:18:53,890 --> 01:18:55,050 Aye. 1206 01:18:57,727 --> 01:19:00,287 Straightaway he clocked us for what we were. 1207 01:19:00,396 --> 01:19:03,388 Small-time wasters with an accidental big deal. 1208 01:19:14,344 --> 01:19:16,039 Excuse me, gentlemen. 1209 01:20:09,399 --> 01:20:14,029 So how much would you like for this? 1210 01:20:16,506 --> 01:20:18,098 £20,000. 1211 01:20:19,776 --> 01:20:22,904 Well, I don't think it's worth much more than £ 15,000. 1212 01:20:23,012 --> 01:20:24,809 This was a real drag to him. 1213 01:20:24,914 --> 01:20:26,814 He didn't need to negotiate. 1214 01:20:26,916 --> 01:20:29,146 What the fuck were we going to do if he didn't buy it? 1215 01:20:29,252 --> 01:20:31,914 Sell it on the streets? Fuck that! 1216 01:20:32,021 --> 01:20:33,818 Well, £ 19,000. 1217 01:20:33,923 --> 01:20:36,721 I'm terribly sorry. I can't go to £ 19,000. 1218 01:20:39,362 --> 01:20:41,728 Well, fucking £ 16,000, then. 1219 01:20:43,766 --> 01:20:44,698 Okay. 1220 01:20:44,801 --> 01:20:47,395 Well, fucking £ 16,000 it is, then. 1221 01:20:51,774 --> 01:20:55,073 These, gentlemen, are £2,000 bundles. 1222 01:20:55,178 --> 01:20:57,942 Here's two. 1223 01:20:58,047 --> 01:20:59,776 That's four. 1224 01:20:59,882 --> 01:21:02,282 We settled on £16, 000. 1225 01:21:02,385 --> 01:21:06,151 He had more in the suitcase, but it was better than nothing. 1226 01:21:13,229 --> 01:21:15,789 Thank you very much, gentlemen. 1227 01:21:15,898 --> 01:21:18,492 I'd like to say it's been a pleasure haggling with you. 1228 01:21:18,601 --> 01:21:20,831 Fucking brand-new, by the way. 1229 01:21:23,306 --> 01:21:24,273 Okay. 1230 01:21:26,743 --> 01:21:28,802 - Yes! - Yes! 1231 01:21:28,911 --> 01:21:30,310 Fucking... 1232 01:21:31,214 --> 01:21:33,978 And just for a moment, it felt really great. 1233 01:21:34,083 --> 01:21:35,983 Like we were in it together, like friends. 1234 01:21:36,085 --> 01:21:37,575 Like it meant something. 1235 01:21:37,687 --> 01:21:40,155 A moment like that can touch you deep inside. 1236 01:21:40,256 --> 01:21:43,256 But it doesn't last long, not like £16, 000. 1237 01:21:43,359 --> 01:21:46,487 So what about you, Spud, any investments on the horizon? 1238 01:21:46,596 --> 01:21:48,826 Gonna buy yourself a wee island in the sun? 1239 01:21:48,931 --> 01:21:49,955 For four fucking grand? 1240 01:21:50,066 --> 01:21:54,127 One palm tree, a couple of rocks, and a sewage outflow. 1241 01:21:55,037 --> 01:21:57,335 I don't know, man. 1242 01:21:57,440 --> 01:21:59,908 I'm gonna get something for my ma. 1243 01:22:00,009 --> 01:22:04,207 Get some good speed, no bicarb. 1244 01:22:04,313 --> 01:22:06,338 And get a girl, take her out, treat her right. 1245 01:22:06,449 --> 01:22:07,438 Shag her senseless. 1246 01:22:07,550 --> 01:22:09,609 No, man! True love. 1247 01:22:09,719 --> 01:22:11,118 True love. 1248 01:22:11,220 --> 01:22:12,619 Hey, but I could handle 1249 01:22:12,722 --> 01:22:15,623 some hot sex with a Jewish Princess. 1250 01:22:15,725 --> 01:22:17,784 - You daft cunt! - Or a Catholic! 1251 01:22:17,894 --> 01:22:18,861 If you're gonna waste it on a bird, 1252 01:22:18,961 --> 01:22:21,452 you may as well fucking leave all of it to me. 1253 01:22:21,564 --> 01:22:22,963 Now get the drinks. 1254 01:22:23,065 --> 01:22:26,193 - I got the last one. - It's your round, Franco. 1255 01:22:27,737 --> 01:22:29,705 Okay. Same again? 1256 01:22:29,806 --> 01:22:32,240 Right. I'm off for a pish. 1257 01:22:32,341 --> 01:22:34,901 See when I get back the money's still here, okay? 1258 01:22:35,011 --> 01:22:36,842 The moment your back's turned, we're out the door. 1259 01:22:36,946 --> 01:22:38,538 I'll be right fucking after you. 1260 01:22:38,648 --> 01:22:41,310 You'll never catch us, you flabby bastard. 1261 01:22:41,417 --> 01:22:43,681 By the way, see when I get back. 1262 01:22:43,786 --> 01:22:46,311 Be halfway down the street with the money. 1263 01:22:46,422 --> 01:22:47,821 Fucking kill you. 1264 01:22:47,924 --> 01:22:50,154 I thought you might, Franco. 1265 01:22:50,259 --> 01:22:51,783 I thought you might. 1266 01:22:56,265 --> 01:22:58,495 Are you game for it? 1267 01:22:58,601 --> 01:23:00,125 What? 1268 01:23:01,804 --> 01:23:03,271 Well? 1269 01:23:04,373 --> 01:23:05,965 Are you serious? 1270 01:23:13,983 --> 01:23:14,950 Don't know. 1271 01:23:15,051 --> 01:23:16,541 What do you think? 1272 01:23:17,887 --> 01:23:19,047 Still here, I see. 1273 01:23:19,155 --> 01:23:21,555 Oh, well, we wouldn't run out on a mate, eh? 1274 01:23:21,657 --> 01:23:23,989 Why not? I know I would. 1275 01:23:24,861 --> 01:23:26,556 Where's Franco? 1276 01:23:29,131 --> 01:23:31,622 For fuck's sake! 1277 01:23:31,734 --> 01:23:32,928 Sorry, mate. 1278 01:23:33,035 --> 01:23:36,334 You ruined my fucking suit, you fucking idiot. 1279 01:23:36,439 --> 01:23:37,906 I'm sorry. I didn't mean it. 1280 01:23:38,007 --> 01:23:40,066 Sorry's not gonna dry me off, you cunt. 1281 01:23:40,176 --> 01:23:43,145 Cool down, Franco. The man says he's sorry. 1282 01:23:43,246 --> 01:23:46,477 Not sorry enough for being a fat cunt. 1283 01:23:46,582 --> 01:23:48,709 If you can't hold a pint, you shouldn't be in the pub. 1284 01:23:48,818 --> 01:23:49,842 Fuck off. 1285 01:23:54,223 --> 01:23:55,952 Aah. 1286 01:23:56,058 --> 01:23:58,458 Oh! Oh, no! Oh, no! 1287 01:24:05,801 --> 01:24:07,860 Come on, Franco, move away. Aah! 1288 01:24:07,970 --> 01:24:10,336 Aah! Fuck's sake! 1289 01:24:10,439 --> 01:24:12,930 Oh, fucking nice one, Franco! 1290 01:24:13,042 --> 01:24:14,703 - Shut it! - You cut me, man! 1291 01:24:14,810 --> 01:24:16,903 You were in my fucking way. 1292 01:24:17,013 --> 01:24:18,310 Help! 1293 01:24:19,482 --> 01:24:20,813 Oh, no. 1294 01:24:20,917 --> 01:24:24,148 Anybody else want to get in my fucking way? 1295 01:24:24,253 --> 01:24:25,481 You? 1296 01:24:27,890 --> 01:24:29,016 You? 1297 01:24:33,996 --> 01:24:39,400 Hey, Rent Boy, you bring me down a fucking smoke. 1298 01:24:39,502 --> 01:24:42,471 - I think we'd better go, Franco! - Go to the hospital! 1299 01:24:42,571 --> 01:24:46,337 You're not going to any fucking hospital, and you're staying. 1300 01:24:49,345 --> 01:24:52,473 You bring me down a fucking cigarette. 1301 01:24:58,254 --> 01:24:59,846 And the bag. 1302 01:26:12,461 --> 01:26:16,056 Drive boy, dog boy, dirty, numb, angel boy 1303 01:26:16,165 --> 01:26:19,532 In-the-doorway boy, she was a lipstick boy 1304 01:26:19,635 --> 01:26:22,934 She was a beautiful boy, and tears, boy 1305 01:26:23,039 --> 01:26:25,530 And all in your inner space, boy 1306 01:26:25,641 --> 01:26:28,940 You had hand, girl's boy, and steel, boy 1307 01:26:29,045 --> 01:26:30,910 You had chemicals, boy 1308 01:26:31,013 --> 01:26:33,481 I've grown so close to you, boy 1309 01:26:33,582 --> 01:26:35,379 And you just groan, boy 1310 01:26:35,484 --> 01:26:37,714 She said, "Come over, come over" 1311 01:26:37,820 --> 01:26:40,414 She smiled at you 1312 01:26:40,523 --> 01:26:44,482 Bo-o-o-o-y 1313 01:27:00,543 --> 01:27:03,979 Drive boy, dog boy, dirty, numb, angel boy 1314 01:27:04,080 --> 01:27:07,516 In-the-doorway boy, she was a lipstick boy 1315 01:27:07,616 --> 01:27:11,017 She was a beautiful boy, and tears, boy 1316 01:27:11,120 --> 01:27:13,588 And all in your inner space, boy 1317 01:27:13,689 --> 01:27:16,988 You had hand, girl's boy, and steel, boy 1318 01:27:17,093 --> 01:27:18,924 You had chemicals, boy 1319 01:27:19,028 --> 01:27:21,588 I've grown so close to you, boy 1320 01:27:21,697 --> 01:27:23,358 And you just groan, boy 1321 01:27:23,466 --> 01:27:25,730 She said, "Come over, come over" 1322 01:27:25,835 --> 01:27:28,395 She smiled at you 1323 01:27:28,504 --> 01:27:32,065 Bo-o-o-o-y 1324 01:27:41,050 --> 01:27:43,109 Let your feelings slip, boy 1325 01:27:43,219 --> 01:27:45,210 But never your mask, boy 1326 01:27:45,321 --> 01:27:48,222 Random blonde bio, high-density rhythm 1327 01:27:48,324 --> 01:27:50,656 Blond boy, blond country blond 1328 01:27:50,759 --> 01:27:52,158 High density 1329 01:27:52,261 --> 01:27:54,354 You are my drug, boy 1330 01:27:54,463 --> 01:27:56,624 You're real, boy, speak to me, boy 1331 01:27:56,732 --> 01:27:59,098 Dog-dirty, numb-cracking boy 1332 01:27:59,201 --> 01:28:00,463 You get wet, boy 1333 01:28:00,569 --> 01:28:02,127 Big, big-time boy 1334 01:28:02,238 --> 01:28:03,705 Acid-bear boy 1335 01:28:03,806 --> 01:28:06,934 Babes and babes and babes and babes and babes 1336 01:28:07,042 --> 01:28:09,374 And remembering nothing, boy 1337 01:28:09,478 --> 01:28:11,878 Will you like my tin horn, boy? 1338 01:28:11,981 --> 01:28:17,886 And get wet like an angel, derail 1339 01:28:30,132 --> 01:28:33,533 Now, I've justified this to myself in all sorts of ways. 1340 01:28:33,636 --> 01:28:36,264 It wasn't a big deal, just a minor betrayal. 1341 01:28:36,372 --> 01:28:40,274 Or we'd outgrown each other. You know, that sort of thing. 1342 01:28:40,376 --> 01:28:42,367 But let's face it. I ripped them off. 1343 01:28:42,478 --> 01:28:44,776 My so-called mates. 1344 01:28:44,880 --> 01:28:47,110 But Begbie. I couldn't give a shit about him. 1345 01:28:47,216 --> 01:28:48,774 And Sick Boy. He'd have done the same to me 1346 01:28:48,884 --> 01:28:50,715 if he'd only thought of it first. 1347 01:28:52,321 --> 01:28:55,119 And Spud. Well, okay, I felt sorry for Spud. 1348 01:28:55,224 --> 01:28:57,055 He never hurt anybody. 1349 01:29:03,465 --> 01:29:06,366 Bastard! 1350 01:29:11,874 --> 01:29:14,001 Bastard! 1351 01:29:17,179 --> 01:29:19,238 Fuck! Fuck! 1352 01:29:19,348 --> 01:29:21,077 All right, move away, people. 1353 01:29:21,183 --> 01:29:23,014 What's going on in there? 1354 01:29:24,186 --> 01:29:26,780 Open up. Open up now! 1355 01:29:26,889 --> 01:29:28,652 Bastard! 1356 01:29:29,358 --> 01:29:30,848 Bastard! 1357 01:29:30,960 --> 01:29:33,292 So why did I do it? 1358 01:29:33,963 --> 01:29:37,023 I could offer a million answers, all false. 1359 01:29:37,132 --> 01:29:39,191 The truth is that I'm a bad person, 1360 01:29:39,301 --> 01:29:40,734 but that's gonna change. 1361 01:29:40,836 --> 01:29:42,667 I'm going to change. 1362 01:29:42,771 --> 01:29:44,762 This is the last of that sort of thing. 1363 01:29:44,873 --> 01:29:46,534 I'm cleaning up and I'm moving on. 1364 01:29:46,642 --> 01:29:48,940 Going straight and choosing life. 1365 01:29:49,044 --> 01:29:51,274 I'm looking forward to it already. 1366 01:29:51,380 --> 01:29:53,473 I'm going to be just like you. 1367 01:29:53,582 --> 01:29:56,210 The job, the family, the fucking big television, 1368 01:29:56,318 --> 01:29:57,876 the washing machine, the car, 1369 01:29:57,987 --> 01:29:59,955 the compact disc, and electrical tin opener, 1370 01:30:00,055 --> 01:30:02,285 good health, low cholesterol, dental insurance, 1371 01:30:02,391 --> 01:30:05,121 mortgage, starter home, leisurewear, luggage, 1372 01:30:05,227 --> 01:30:07,559 three-piece suite, D.I. Y., game shows, 1373 01:30:07,663 --> 01:30:09,654 junk food, children, walks in the park, 1374 01:30:09,765 --> 01:30:12,290 9:00 to 5:00, good at golf, washing the car, 1375 01:30:12,401 --> 01:30:14,301 choice of sweaters, family Christmas, 1376 01:30:14,403 --> 01:30:17,964 indexed pension, tax exemption, clearing gutters, getting by, 1377 01:30:18,073 --> 01:30:20,735 looking ahead to the day you die. 1378 01:31:58,140 --> 01:32:02,042 La-a-a 1379 01:32:02,144 --> 01:32:05,773 La, la-a-a 1380 01:32:05,881 --> 01:32:10,682 La, la, la, la-a-a 1381 01:32:10,786 --> 01:32:13,448 La, la-a-a 1382 01:32:13,555 --> 01:32:16,217 La-a-a, la, la, la 1383 01:32:45,754 --> 01:32:49,656 La-a-a 1384 01:32:49,758 --> 01:32:53,319 La, La-a-a 1385 01:32:53,429 --> 01:32:58,332 La, la, la, la-a-a 1386 01:32:58,434 --> 01:33:00,664 La, La-a-a 1387 01:33:00,769 --> 01:33:04,102 La-a-a, la, la, la 1388 01:33:04,706 --> 01:33:06,674 "Dr. No. " 1389 01:33:09,311 --> 01:33:11,836 "From Russia with Love. " 1390 01:33:14,149 --> 01:33:16,276 "You Only Live Twice. " 1391 01:33:20,322 --> 01:33:22,381 "Goldfinger. " 1392 01:33:25,227 --> 01:33:27,855 "Diamonds are Forever. " 1393 01:33:28,897 --> 01:33:30,865 "Thunderball. " 1394 01:33:33,302 --> 01:33:36,863 "Never Say Never Again. "